The "KMC Today"

Originally posted by Röland
Oh, looks like you, uh, got the memo. 31

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Memo Okur! Swerve. 13

Originally posted by Barker
Quinn go the memo..

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Memo Okur! Swerve. 13

Quinn is the future. 31

Originally posted by Röland
Quinn is the future. 31

Originally posted by Barker
Yeah, that's what we said about Charlie Fry some 25 win-free years ago. 13

Nah, what really happened was, Charlie Frye's dad got drunk and decided to brag about how his son was such a great QB even though he played at Akron. Romeo and Savage were all like "Where's Akron?" but decided to draft him anyway. 31

Originally posted by Röland
Nah, what really happened was, Charlie Frye's dad got drunk and decided to brag about how his son was such a great QB even though he played at Akron. Romeo and Savage were all like "Where's Akron?" but decided to draft him anyway. 31

What happens in Charger camp is..

Chargers get some random baby to whine about not going to SD, then draft him anyway. 131wank

Then they trade him for what turns out to be a Rivers/Merriman/Kaeding combo. 131wank

Originally posted by Barker
haermm

What happens in Charger camp is..

Chargers get some random baby to whine about not going to SD, then draft him anyway. 131wank

Then they trade him for what turns out to be a Rivers/Merriman/Kaeding combo. 131wank

What happens during the draft is...

The Browns get Thomas then, because the Dolphins are idiots and pick Ted Ginn, Quinn falls. Savage is a mastermind and trades with the Cowgirls for 22nd. Picks up Quinn. 131wank

But...

What will probably end up happening is that the Browns go 4 - 12 and the Cowgirls get a TOP 5 pick. haermm

Originally posted by Röland
What happens during the draft is...

The Browns get Thomas then, because the Dolphins are idiots and pick Ted Ginn, Quinn falls. Savage is a mastermind and trades with the Cowgirls for 22nd. Picks up Quinn. 131wank

But...

What will probably end up happening is that the Browns go 4 - 12 and the Cowgirls get a TOP 5 pick. haermm

Originally posted by Barker
Oh, that reminds me. Guess what the Chargers did with a TOP 5 pick in the '01 draft. 13

Got lucky. 31

What happens is...

I have no f*cking idea what the f*ck you idiots are talking about. haermm

I think the new issue should have a front page article on "Emporer Puffs" and how you can get 5 for one Australian dollar. 131

Originally posted by Röland
I think the new issue should have a front page article on "Emporer Puffs" and how you can get 5 for one Australian dollar. 131

I wonder who would be ideal for that? 13

BTW, already getting ready to film my new documentary next Monday. I've got a couple of interviews lined up for this untitled school project. 131wank

How about KMC Hourly Times? Or Daily or Weekly or Monthly? Yearly could also be annually and I'm not sure about Minutely or Secondly.

Originally posted by Kram3r
I wonder who would be ideal for that? 13

BTW, already getting ready to film my new documentary next Monday. I've got a couple of interviews lined up for this untitled school project. 131wank

I think his name starts with a K, he's a real loser though, so it might not go that well. 31

Originally posted by Röland
I think his name starts with a K, he's a real loser though, so it might not go that well. 31

Just for that, I'm not getting anyone to say "Derek Owns" or "Derek is really cool but not as cool as Barker.". 13

Originally posted by Kram3r
Just for that, I'm not getting anyone to say "Derek Owns" or "Derek is really cool but not as cool as Barker.". 13

You'll get turned down again like that one guy turned you down and no I'm not talking about Mist. 131wank

Besides we all know that I'm cooler than Barker. 31

Originally posted by Röland
You'll get turned down again like that one guy turned you down and no I'm not talking about Mist. 131wank

Besides we all know that I'm cooler than Barker. 31

50% of the time, it works all the time. 131wank

Well I don't know what's worse, a Chargers' fan of a Browns' fan. haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
50% of the time, it works all the time. 131wank

Well I don't know what's worse, a Chargers' fan of a Browns' fan. haermm

I thought it worked 13% of the time? 31

Definitely a Charger's fan, especially one who lives in Utah. haermm

Originally posted by Röland
I thought it worked 13% of the time? 31

Definitely a Charger's fan, especially one who lives in Utah. haermm

More like haermm% of the time. 😐

haermm

I think a 49'er's fan in Australia is pretty kick ass, don't you agree? Yeah, ok, end of discussion, etc. 13

Hahaha I totally didn't know that but doing ~ haermm ~ the smiley tags aren't needed, I'm an idiot. crylaugh

Hey Kram3r are you named after the Seinfeld character?