Captain America vs. Master Chief

Now I know what you're thinking. "God what a stupid thread! How can a peak human stand up to an enhanced human in near unbreakable armor?!" I have no idea either. But I wanted to see how many people would support Cap. If some of you feel this fight is too one-sided, you may add one ability, weapon or accessory, or prep time to aid Captain America (or Master Chief if you are an extreme Captain America fanboy... yeah j/k) So yeah, please respond, and bring some fresh ideas as to how Captain America could possibly beat Master Chief.

srug

I voted number 2. 🙂

At least you're honest. p.s. Legend of Zelda is the best series ever, but that's off topic.

Cap would be his superior and would order John to commit suicide.

How can we make it so Master Chief doesn't destroy him though?

Originally posted by mustachio
How can we make it so Master Chief doesn't destroy him though?

Originally posted by mustachio
How can we make it so Master Chief doesn't destroy him though?

Give Captain America a motherbox? ermm

Capt would kill MC in hand to hand but in a fire fight that a new story

Come on Skeets, at least say who you think would win. Also, a motherbox seems a tad bit extreme. Anything else? I need to make better threads. 😬

Originally posted by Black Arachnid
Capt would kill MC in hand to hand but in a fire fight that a new story

Teehee. You're funny.

Originally posted by mustachio
Come on Skeets, at least say who you think would win. Also, a motherbox seems a tad bit extreme. Anything else? I need to make better threads. 😬

How about a jobber aura?

Oh, wait...

Originally posted by mustachio
Come on Skeets, at least say who you think would win. Also, a motherbox seems a tad bit extreme. Anything else? I need to make better threads. 😬

Now, now. Jobber auras are no joke. Those things are dangerous. In the wrong hands, whole multiverses could be in jeopardy!

Could Cap's vast fighting experience enable him to take down Master Chief? I know Cap's taken much larger threats, but could all that be PIS?

Seriously there's nothing Cap under his own skills and peak human phisiology can do to Master Chief.

Originally posted by mustachio
Could Cap's vast fighting experience enable him to take down Master Chief? I know Cap's taken much larger threats, but could all that be PIS?

And of course, when facing Cap, Master Chief will forget all of the training he has gone through since he was roughly six years old...

Thus, the power of jobbing compells you...

Ok Master Chief does sound tough. He blindly follows orders. Cap can think for himself. And use strategy against Chief. Cap is the better fighter and he has the better weapon.

You do need to wake up and smell the ashes because that's all that will remain of Cap after Master Chief is through with him.

give cap a montage.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6FjTsz5QCw&search=rocky%20eye%20of%20the%20tiger

Cheif is basicly Cap 10.0 😎

Seriously, they wouldnt fight, they would just go and beat the crap out of Wolverine for fun 😄