Gess what i have now!!

Started by Ronny3 pages

Re: Re: Gess what i have now!!

Originally posted by Mišt
Damn, Im guessing it wasnt a dictionary......1234
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Originally posted by Mišt
Damn, Im guessing it wasnt a dictionary......1234
www.dictionary.com.

How did you guys even manage to understand the first post 🤨

www.freetranslator.com

Comes with a free Gibberish to English translation.

nothing! oooooo

Originally posted by silver_tears
How did you guys even manage to understand the first post 🤨
It's not as bad as when she copy/paste's MySpace bullitens onto here.

How sad.

Re: Gess what i have now!!

Originally posted by Sexy_Camille
Hey all!!!Gess what like what 10 mins a go i got a bf!!!!Woot!!

I got out side with my friends sister and my sister and her friend that was sleeping over to night.So we went down and i went telling them i woulkd like to go out with the guy my friend sead ask him out..because i knew the guy liked me because he sead so i chikend out...im a loser .Any way my sister and her friend and my friend went to talk top him when he finshed cuting grass and my sister sead"you like to go out with my sister she is to scared to ask you out" he took 4 mins ansering he talked to his friend.And he sead..yes...my sister ran to me because i ran down the street to chicken to come down there she told me every thing....he lives like10 houses down from me...wierd owell ^^

Woot!!!

I dont care what you think of this thread...

Well done! Good luck on your break-up with Zeke 🙂

Nah, just kidding. Congrats.

Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
Is he hot?

deffinately A ***** fit.

😐

Yes 0.0

Re: Re: Gess what i have now!!

Originally posted by Council#13
Well done! Good luck on your break-up with Zeke 🙂

Nah, just kidding. Congrats.

We where dateing...?????0.0

Originally posted by Sexy_Camille
Yes 0.0
Well then...

...bust a nut, foo'.

So has he proposed to you yet?

When he does, remember this......
As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.

He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.

He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.

He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before.

His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.

After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.

You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.

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Originally posted by silver_tears
When he does, remember this......
As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.

He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.

He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.

He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before.

His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.

After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.

You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.

icon5

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Wooo. And now you get to learn that relationships are all good fun and then die horribly and you'll feel as depressed as I do! w00t

Originally posted by Captain REX
Wooo. And now you get to learn that relationships are all good fun and then die horribly and you'll feel as depressed as I do! w00t
😆 Dont bring her down with you 😛

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