Let us talk.... IN RHYME!

DO I have to give you a tip?

no but you should get a grip

Here's a tip: stay in school, you twit!

I have already left, school and I didn't fit

i have my pen and paper equipped!

Watch out for that car, because you're about to get hit.

already used hit you twa.t

This object needs a lift.

I lit up a spliff

Since you're smoking that dope, I'll go ahead and take a whiff.

I'll be stoned in a jiff 😛

I wouldn't be surprised since your hair needs a nip.

I might use a clip

Tell your friend to use his/her lips.

careful or I may strip 😖hifty:

😘 Just don't strip below the hips.

yeah, i dont want to see that thing drip

this thread is making me sick 😘

Thats cause you suck too much sticks

I would like to see that unusual trick.