Originally posted by The PhantomMiss Speare, do be a dear and comfort my spear with your fine ample rear. And don't be down, it's not merely a spear, but a lengthy harpoon you will love with some fear. 😈
.... Yay beer! You hear, don't tear, we will get you comfort from Miss Speare. Who seems to be getting her own beer, meaning she will be drunk enough soon for you to get her in her rear with you little spear.