Let us talk.... IN RHYME!

Started by Penelope12 pages

You want a beer? I'll toss one at you like a spear.

Like a spear? No wonder I feel fear for my beer.

Your beer? What do you mean my dear?

Originally posted by silver_tears
Your beer? What do you mean my dear?
My beer! I want my beer, you hear!

Originally posted by The Phantom
My beer! I want my beer, you hear!

Hey man have no fear and don't argue with silver_tear. wait for your beer just like Britney Spear

(Yo) (Peace)

Your beer? That's queer. That's neither here nor there.

Miss Spear a screw a deer. I want my beer!

I'll get you a beer, if you lend me your rear. No need to fear, It's just me and my spear. 😖hifty:

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Originally posted by Valharu
I'll get you a beer, if you lend me your rear. No need to fear, It's just me and my spear. 😖hifty:

😘

I don't think so dear. No spear near my rear, I fear.

Originally posted by The Phantom
I don't think so dear. No spear near my rear, I fear.
😂 I give up. Here's your beer. Now leave me alone, so you won't see my tear.

.... Yay beer! You hear, don't tear, we will get you comfort from Miss Speare. Who seems to be getting her own beer, meaning she will be drunk enough soon for you to get her in her rear with you little spear.

you guys are all talking about beer? oh dear!

Originally posted by The Phantom
.... Yay beer! You hear, don't tear, we will get you comfort from Miss Speare. Who seems to be getting her own beer, meaning she will be drunk enough soon for you to get her in her rear with you little spear.
Miss Speare, do be a dear and comfort my spear with your fine ample rear. And don't be down, it's not merely a spear, but a lengthy harpoon you will love with some fear. 😈

Originally posted by Valharu
I'll get you a beer, if you lend me your rear. No need to fear, It's just me and my spear. 😖hifty:

I'm sorry, but i cant help but laugh at that.lol1

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Good God, what do we have here
A bunch of sod's, spreadin disease like a pap smear
And that's clear, from near or afar
I'm the grand vizeer, but you can call me Jafar.

BUMP.

I had to post a quick bump,
to kick this thread in its thick rump
get it movin again before it gives up
like a porn star givin head, the jiggs up

I think I need to wear a cup.

jock itch flarin up
or afraid to tear ya nuts?

No new rhymes, so few lines
I guess y'all were stuck.
Wouldn't spit it out, couldn't get it out
like gallons of nuts, in the hair of sluts.

i don't want any buts