You can call me General IKE MACPATTON

I am know known to be general Ike macpatton in the bar, you can still call me phinney, but my security name is IKE MACPATTON.

I am a war freak, I love history

Well... you heard the guy!

ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!!!

At EASE

SIR! YES! SIR!

you heared the Ike!

Now drop and give me 20, maggot !

dont take orders, so Pihnman you still want that banana flavoured milk

We have to do all of those stupid army things for band camp. Attention. At Ease. Yadda Yadda Yadda

I don't remember that last one being an order...

Originally posted by LaurenE147
We have to do all of those stupid army things for band camp. Attention. At Ease. Yadda Yadda Yadda

I will not take that crap from you. It was about respect and honor. DROP AND GIVE ME 50!!!!

Where's my driver, queeq, get the staff car ready.

Where's my aide named Ush, Ush ride with me and queeq> you are both about to get promoted

I'm not your aide! I'm the British Liasion Officer! You know, for General Lawrence-Allenby Montgomery.

Oh yes that's right, MONTY! I am quite fond of that old pile of bolts? Ush you are now my Lasion officer. Lt. colonel Ush, I nnow dub you Full Colonel Ush

Thankyou... I think TECHNICALLY my own people have to promote me but the sentiment is appreciated, sir...

*gives phinney piece of paper with 50 written on it*

whats this for, SGT. Yerss, my OTHER LOYAL AIDE

sir, you asked for 50, sir, I gave you 50, sir!

Thanks yerss, so I guess queeq is on the toilet, so yerrs you will become my driver, get the '42 cadillac staff car, 8 passenger sedan including two auxiliary seats series 75 fleetwood. NOW!

goody 🙂
hope everyone made his last will in time...
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