I asked CHUCK NORRIS to marry me..

Started by Dusty1 pages

I asked CHUCK NORRIS to marry me..

I mean who else? He's the only person who can impregnate a man. 🙂

Unfortunately for me, I have to get everlasting rainbow skittles from Ken's Mother's Uncle's basement in order for him to accept.

I'll be back in a few weeks. 😬

I asked his beard to marry meermm

go get your man! 😉

I will kick chuck Norris\'s ass right now!!

Originally posted by 0MEN
I will kick chuck Norris\'s ass right now!!

Stop kidding youself. face-plain

Originally posted by DanZeke25
Stop kidding youself. face-plain

No thanks

Originally posted by 0MEN
No thanks

Die.

Originally posted by 0MEN
I will kick chuck Norris\'s ass right now!!

He has his own T-shirt about how badass he is you cannot defeat the man who went to the virgin islands and made it just the islands 😐