I asked God to marry me...

...so now you're all my red-headed step kids! 😈

*bows down to the Goddess Ken*

Originally posted by RaeRox
*bows down to the Goddess Ken*

Little did you know, but God is a woman.

I see. A woman who is still more dominate than yourself *w00t*

Originally posted by RaeRox
I see. A woman who is still more dominate than yourself *w00t*

Well...it is God.

Pwnt.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
...so now you're all my red-headed step kids! 😈

Little did you know but I was a red head before this marriage! Since you know God well now, how's God's rack!

Originally posted by Soleran
Little did you know but I was a red head before this marriage! Since you know God well now, how's God's rack!

She's got some tig ole bitties.

You're married to an imaginary being?

Originally posted by Lana
You're married to an imaginary being?

Shh! I wanted to get all the religious nuts bowing down to me and their false idol.

Nice, now I'm only going to ask for one power, one wish, PLEASE PLEASE let me turn water into wine! And not that cheap stuff like Thunderbird or Wild Irish Rose or Mad Dog but some really good stuff.
You'll never hear from me again, but if you're with God I might join you pretty soon lol.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Shh! I wanted to get all the religious nuts bowing down to me and their false idol.

Ooooooh, okay.

...

Can I be maid of honor?

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Shh! I wanted to get all the religious nuts bowing down to me and their false idol.

I happened to be one of those religious nuts.

However, I am not bowing.

Originally posted by Soleran
Nice, now I'm only going to ask for one power, one wish, PLEASE PLEASE let me turn water into wine! And not that cheap stuff like Thunderbird or Wild Irish Rose or Mad Dog but some really good stuff.
You'll never hear from me again, but if you're with God I might join you pretty soon lol.

I woulda thought you'd want to turn water into malt liquor.

shrug

It is done, no refunds.

Originally posted by Lana
Ooooooh, okay.

...

Can I be maid of honor?

Sure thing.

Originally posted by Dusty
I happened to be one of those religious nuts.

However, I am not bowing.

How can you believe in something so obviously fake?

Originally posted by LanceWindu
I woulda thought you'd want to turn water into malt liquor.

shrug

It is done, no refunds.

Sure thing.

Woohoo!

Originally posted by LanceWindu
How can you believe in something so obviously fake?

He's testing you, brother.

Originally posted by Dusty
I happened to be one of those religious nuts.

However, I am not bowing.

Originally posted by Lana
You're married to an imaginary being?

Originally posted by Dusty
He's testing you, brother.

If there was a supreme being overseeing us, he'd not let children die, especially from a terminal illness they are diagnosed with before they are even a year old.