Hardest Riddle! Ever

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.

Can you guess the riddle? 🙂

There is a THREAD FOR THESE KIND OF THINGS.

Jesus Use the search button.

And the Answer is "Chuck Norris"

Vinny, just because you don't know the answer... if you had you wouldn't have said that nono

I'm clueless.

Originally posted by hamstein
I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.

Can you guess the riddle? 🙂

Mist?ermm Or Chuck Norris......but Im thinking the former...ermm

Originally posted by Syren
Vinny, just because you don't know the answer... if you had you wouldn't have said that nono

I'm clueless.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
And the Answer is "Chuck Norris"

The Answer is Chuck Norris. Thats a REAL Chuck Norris Riddle.

The polar bear is white, because it is always scared of Chuck Norris.
The mere thought of Chuck Norris makes any human cry.
The thought of Chuck Norris makes any man Pee their pants.
After rough sex Chuck Norris makes girls hair so messy they must comb it.
Chuck Norris makes every celebrity look stupid because no one compares to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris makes everyone look like celebrities because everyone not killed by Chuck Norris is a celebrity.
Chuck Norris causes pancakes to look brown because pancakes Pee their pants in the sight of Chuck Norris, wouldn't you?
Chuck Norris does not need a straw to blow champagne bubbles... obviously.
If you squeeze Chuck Norris, he will pop..... you in the head with a roundhouse kick.
If you look at Chuck Norris, you will pop. No human eyes have been set upon Chuck Norris... Without the use of a television of course.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
The Answer [b]is Chuck Norris. Thats a REAL Chuck Norris Riddle. [/B]

You're such a *****ermm

Look at my Second Post.

Before Yours mhm

Im thinking the edit button should be taken away from youermm

Originally posted by Mišt
Im thinking the edit button should be taken away from youermm

It Wasn't Editted mhm

Actually the answer is no.

Chuck Norris is the joke answer.

And no, I didn't use Google.

Spoiler:
I used Answers.com

Originally posted by Bloigen
Actually the answer is no.

Chuck Norris is the joke answer.

And no, I didn't use Google.

Spoiler:
I used Answers.com

😐

No.

Jeez, hamstien could have at least put the answer in a spoiler or something, instead of leaving us all wondering

Originally posted by Council#13
Jeez, hamstien could have at least put the answer in a spoiler or something, instead of leaving us all wondering

Its Chuck Norris!

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
😐

No.

The answer is No. Well done. Maybe we'll move you on to eating from the spoon. ✅

Originally posted by Council#13
Jeez, hamstien could have at least put the answer in a spoiler or something, instead of leaving us all wondering

The answer is no. 😐

Stoopid hamstein 😒

No, Its Chuck Norris.

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