What the f*ck?

Originally posted by Mišt
Im sorry but that whore better give me my shoes back before asking for a refundermm

Yeah...see how I did that?dodgy

He'd give them back if you stop wearing his underwear ermm

Yours started to wear outermm

They do that if you sniff them so many times, they are scratch and sniff after all ermm

Well Im trying to get used to your smell so it doesnt come as such a shock like last time, god I almost passed out, Im trying to build up a toleranceermm

Hey I told you the cherry flavoured panties were strong, you're the one who picked them out ermm

I hate cherry, maybe thats whyermm

Or maybe its you I hateermm

Good, now I know what to keep on me for repellent of you and your stalker ways ermm

I think not, I think its the other way around, the cherry is keeping you on it to repel meermm

Well you are low enough to sex up a cherry afterall ermm

Someone has to pop the cherry and from the looks of it you arent getting anywhere with thatermm

You and I share a common affliction, we both don't have the neccessary equipment me being female and well you being you. ermm

Originally posted by Mišt
And then, out of frustration, I start fantasizing.....which in turn leads to the nightmaresscared

😂 That was so ridiculous I had to almost but not quite laugh out loud.

You fail, get out silly girl 😐

Originally posted by Wolflet
Oui tuh'd ajah ghuf fryd E ys cyoehk.. 😆 Tu oy? 😐