10 things men know about women

The rolling one is okay. At least it means he won't be laying there like some stiff.

The eye rolling looks like he's bored
The shades on just looks rude
The grin makes him look like it his 1st time
The rolling would make you feel sea sick
And finally the evil look would be quite scary.

I prefer to give a thumbs up every 5 minutes or so or maybe the odd
😉 . Oh yeah, I'm da man.

pick the girl down from the walls afterward is kind of tiresome

I'd like a mirror on the ceiling please.

hard to clean 😄

I have a scenario that I need somebody to analyze.

This really cute, popular guy said ehy to me at Office Max yesterday. He usually doesn't talk to me and his friends were present. We flirted a little and it was nice. Today at school he completely ignored me. He didn't even look at me. What is this mixed message he's sending me?

eeergh, i think he's a taliban.....run!

Maybe he is just playing it cool.

He's playing it cool.

Is there an echo in here?

must be in your head Corran

No there's nothing in my head it's empty.

thats why it echoes 🙄

I get it now, thanks for pointing it out.

out out out out......

😄

Alright ppl i didn't read the other lines u wrote here because i'm sure as usual u've gone off-topic!So!Here's me bringing u back on-topic....at least i think i am...

The Perfect Woman Would Say...

1. I'll swallow it all ... I love the taste.

2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?

3. I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy!

4. Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a case
of beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tawnee over for a
threesome!

5. God ... if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna
bust!

6. I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try
again?

7. You're so sexy when you're hung over.

8. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go
shopping.

9. Let's subscribe to Hustler.

10. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?

11. Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's
asses.

12. I'll be out painting the house.

13. I love it when you play golf on Sunday's, I just wish you had
time to play on Saturday too.

14. Honey..our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come
see!

15. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.

16. No, no, I'll take the car to have the oil changed.

17. Your mother did a great job raising you.

18. Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's day thing and
buy yourself new clubs.

19. I understand fully...our anniversary comes every year for
God's sake. You go hunting with the guys, it's a wonderful stress
reliever.

20. Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?

21. Not the fucking mall again, come on let's go to that new
strip joint!

22. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you
retire and get that nagging handicap down to 7 or 8.

23. You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the
night feedings.

24. That was a great fart! Do another one!

25. I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my
head for ya ...

hellz yeah, pinky

Originally posted by LaurenE147
I have a scenario that I need somebody to analyze.

This really cute, popular guy said ehy to me at Office Max yesterday. He usually doesn't talk to me and his friends were present. We flirted a little and it was nice. Today at school he completely ignored me. He didn't even look at me. What is this mixed message he's sending me?

You deigned to respond to Pinky's post. My answer is a big giant no.