I need new friends!

Originally posted by Bardock42
Why not? I am a good friend. Loyal and funny. And skanky....when you want me to. I can give comfort but also fool around. You'd hit the jackpot with me. Last chance.

Well okay, but I am so not helping you get women hm

Originally posted by silver_tears
Well okay, but I am so not helping you get women hm

That is an acceptable offer. Especially since you are a woman already. Oh...OH...you meant....oh....like...to have sex with....oh....well, we'll see about that later, m'kay?

So, now that we are friends. What do we have to do next?

Frolic through the lush green meadow behind the flowing river in the valley of sunshine.

Or like get a cheeseburger or something ermm

i'd like a cheeseburger right now...

Originally posted by Because I can
i'd like a cheeseburger right now...

Originally posted by silver_tears
Frolic through the lush green meadow behind the flowing river in the valley of sunshine.

Or like get a cheeseburger or something ermm

Or get a cheeseburger and then frolic through the lush green meadow behind the flowing river in the valley of sunshine.

I see this friendship will work out great. I am already a lot happier thanks to your presence.

Originally posted by Lyna303
chicken burger at "whataburger"

Silver_tears (that's my new best (hot) friend) and I only eat at Big Kahuna Burger. But thank you for the recommendation.

so who's who

What are friends for, and because I'm such an amazing one, I'll even give you my pickle.

heehee, does anybody actually not pick that pickle out?

I <3 the pickle, I get extra pickle, but because we're so tight I'm willing to hand it over to BD over there, we're like this *crosses fingers* scissors

Originally posted by silver_tears
What are friends for, and because I'm such an amazing one, I'll even give you my pickle.

Thank you, but shouldn't I...give you my...pickle?

Hello miss missy.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Thank you, but shouldn't I...give you my...pickle?

Only if you don't want it back ermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
Only if you don't want it back ermm

Originally posted by Bardock42
Well, I was planning on giving it to you, then taking it back and then again giving it to you. Repeatedly.

Once it goes in the mouth, no promises no2

Originally posted by silver_tears
Once it goes in the mouth, no promises no2

I need to think about that. Although I am sure my pickle would like to be in your mouth.

I've had no complaints thus far ermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
I've had no complaints thus far ermm

You may have it then. Because we are such good friends.

Excellent, I'll rub your back later in gratitude.....because we're such good friends dodgy