Answers men would like to give to womans stupid questions.

No we can't be friends, I just want you for sex
The dress doesn't make you look fat, it's all that fucking ice cream and chocolate ....you eat that makes you look fat.
You've got no chance of me calling you.
No, I won't be gentle
Of course you have to swallow
Well yes actually, I do this all the time
I hate your fucking friends
I have every intention of using you, and no intention of speaking to you after ....tonite.
I'd rather watch a porno

Eat it??? It took me ten pints to get up the courage to fuck it.

yup, aren't those the answers? 😆

Corran, the only answer to a woman's stupid question you're ever gonna say is "Of course I'm still going to pay you the $200."

$200 is that what you pay now?

you guys have to pay???? loooosers 😄

😂 😂

*stern face*

*Falls down laughing*

Lauren, your sig is hilarious!
You do know that it looks like an enormous penis?
And then ‘she seems to be on top of things’, Oh GOD!!!!! 😱
😆 😆 😆

HAHAHAHAHAHHAA thats funny

Only Tex would look at an object and see a giant penis.

yup,

Look at it!!!
It looks like a big johnson with little balls 😆

be nice tex

No, Lauren is on my hit list! She made fun of Björk!
Your gonna be next if you dont watch it phin!!!

I could give your boaring Ike sig the Björk treatment!
Add some color, paint his face purple, give him some big eye lashes! Metal teeth! It would be fabulous!!
Very Björkish!

add color but make it the RIGHT colors

Boaring *yawn*

Well, Tes. You're on mine now, too. And yers did it so dont' make fun of me. And I don't see what you seee

Originally posted by Tex
*Falls down laughing*

Lauren, your sig is hilarious!
You do know that it looks like an enormous penis?
And then ‘she seems to be on top of things’, Oh GOD!!!!! 😱
😆 😆 😆

Nah I like Lauren, her sig is another matter.
Yers needs to get bitch slapped!
Well we know what was on his mind while he was creating that.

Wheres Dim when you need her? 🙁

Somewhere safe.