Church of KMC!
Hey, there's so many other religions, might as well join the crowd.
First of all, this is god: herb
Second, here's goddess: herbette
Third, I am the prophet. king
Fourth, respect your moderators! You don't want to end up like bloodboy.
Fifth, K.Diddy is the devil! Stay away from him and things associated with him. K.Diddy worshiping smilies: 🍺 🤘
Sixth, the more smilies you use, the more OTF-cred you have.
Seventh, anything n00b or 1337 related is speak of the moron. Our rivals.
Eighth, wanabees must be shunned and/or ignored.
Last, people who don't acknowledge the above statements should be insulted, owned, or called stupid for they are not KMCian.
I think that's about it for now.