Duke Nukem Vs. Master Chief

Started by SpadeKing15 pages

D@mmit he didn't fall for it. I mean errr.... true dat ✅

Word, I may be a virtually ignorant and true to the sterotype black man, but I have my moments.

What's so hard to understand about Duke being harder to put down, especially after you admitted the tech mattered? You clearly just contradicted yourself.

Explain how he is getting past his Energy weapon, which homes in on victim's life forces and tears them apart?

Originally posted by SpadeKing
I'm sure you''l entertain me with a fanboyism comment on how much faster, stronger, and a better thinker Duke is and the name, functions, nicknames, and where he first found all of his weapons

Never said all that at didn't need too... it's obvious MC loses in alot of these threads people put him in, but these fanboys giving him head just can't seem to accept that? Where has my argument been fanboyish, everything I said you haven't countered with anything but "nuh uh"... I'm sure you have all of his books, all of his stats, and download anything that has to do with him.

His weapons are superior, this you didn't deny, but your points have had no logic. You say he's one thing, but his feats contradict another. I think you just know very little about Duke. And you'll defend almost any thread with Chief. I guess one must uphold their heroes I suppose.

And why would knowing the names of weapons be fanboyish? I'm not the one who has read his novels, and knows what he thinks when he goes in and out of the shower. You made a bunch of points, and they got tossed down, and you still threw them in the table again. So you try to copout by calling me a fanboy? "Entertainment" wasn't an insult. Nothing I haven't owned already through the years, but alas.

Just see how these two characters compare ermm

Chief

Duke droolio er I mean see how he compares 😐

Duke all the way.

Originally posted by SpadeKing
Just see how these two characters compare ermm

Chief

Duke droolio er I mean see how he compares 😐

haha, I was a huge contribuitor to that... and I see what you mean, but that mostly pertains to Duke 3d and the contriversy surrounding it... his powers are achieved through his ego for the most part.

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
haha, I was a huge contribuitor to that... and I see what you mean, but that mostly pertains to Duke 3d and the contriversy surrounding it... his powers are achieved through his ego for the most part.

Chief just gets a girl that looks better than Pamela Anderson and make her strip infront of duke and kills him tehn end mhm

He dies happy... he's used to women, it'd probably take more than Pambo though... 🙂

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
He dies happy... he's used to women, it'd probably take more than Pambo though... 🙂

fine he'll force the entire destiny Child's to strip for him and paris hilton 😐 he dies drooling

Duke is the epitome of manliness. All he has to do is swing his ball sack in Chief's face and he'll knock him out. That's what happens when you have balls of steel. ✅

chief bones is made of steel 😐 they'll both use their balls for the fight instead

Originally posted by SpadeKing
chief bones is made of steel 😐 they'll both use their balls for the fight instead

😐

That would be interesting.

the fight of the big bell balls 😐 *gets video camera and coco butter lotion* ready 😐

You guys need help...

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
You guys need help...

*gives a tube of lotion* 😐

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
You guys need help...

Says the guy who's located in a tearing ass.

I was gonna say something.... but now with all the nuts-a-swinging I don't think I want to be around here....

(Should cultivate the wank from this fight to make a new colonge and name it "Mind of a killer - for men who want to smell like real men".) 😘

Originally posted by Nevermind
Says the guy who's located in a tearing ass.
That's more of what I'm doing... 😘

Then put it in a "currently" 😂

*Watches and films the fight*

wanknone