6 Men

Started by bigbran2 pages

jebidiah springfield took one down.

Hmm, don't you think a good martial artists (Or someone with a very powerful and fast) kick would be able to attack the Bear's throat? I mean, it's the only "lethal" place I can think of. Their skulls are just too damm thick to be beat to death.

When compared to a bear, a human is too damm easy to kill. Our bones are very fragile, you can easily break someone's skull by just punching at them. One punch to the throat and you'll without medical care.

And it's unbeliveable how strong punches and kicks some martial artists can generate.

Originally posted by The Pict
Jet Li is the reason chuck norris can't sleep at night

Yeah well Chuck Norris is so scary that when the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Originally posted by Jyppe
Hmm, don't you think a good martial artists (Or someone with a very powerful and fast) kick would be able to attack the Bear's throat? I mean, it's the only "lethal" place I can think of. Their skulls are just too damm thick to be beat to death.

When compared to a bear, a human is too damm easy to kill. Our bones are very fragile, you can easily break someone's skull by just punching at them. One punch to the throat and you'll without medical care.

And it's unbeliveable how strong punches and kicks some martial artists can generate.

Even a punch or kick to the throat will not do it, the muscles around a Kodiak throat are to thick, the best chance would be like an Iron Hand strike between the muscle fibers and even then it would only be accessible if they are standing up then they are about 8 to 10 feet tall, plus the person would have to have a great deal of knowledge of the bears anatomy to be able to hit in the right spot and that still wouldn’t kill it.

scared

Hell I grew up in Alaska and I have had them walk through our front yard, as well as moose and they are both a site to see.

I'm in Ohio the only thing that walks in my yard is my dog or other random dogs. 🙁

Did you atleast give the bear some food?

I remember looking at some Bear anatomy map and there were clearly 2 spots in their throats you could harm. If you got lucky you could get a nice kick in disturbing the Bear's breathing capacity. If you were really lucky you could disable their breathing. Only problems are that the bear would have to be standing, you'd have to hit the right spot, and if you hit the wrong spot you could kiss your leg/life good bye.

Wasn't there a story that someone was attacked by a bear, but got hit in to the Bear's throat and the bear had fallen unconcious because it couldn't breathe properly?

I agree.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Originally posted by Roland
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

heard that so long ago...

Originally posted by The Pict
heard that so long ago...

I suck. . . weep

Originally posted by Roland
I suck. . . weep

its OK chuck norris is worse

Know whats worse then Chuck Norris?

POISON IVY and I have a bad case of it! 🙁

Jet Li could cure you

Originally posted by The Pict
Jet Li could cure you

pfft I'd rather take my chances with Chuck schock

Originally posted by Roland
pfft I'd rather take my chances with Chuck schock

chuck's eyes have failed him, he'd only make things worse

A single man could take down a grizzly bear - if it came between him and the finest salmon:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46WCr51YDR0

Considering how it takes 7 bullets to kill a grown male grizzly bear I would say it is near impossible for one man to kill one unarmed in any way apart from Martial arts etc. Even if that man IS Chuck Norris. I'm sorry but even though I am a fan of his he could not take a grizzly bear and none of those 'facts' about him on that chucknorrisfacts website are true which I think Chuck Norris himself concurred.
A man could take a cougar or a leopard - a very powerful martial arts master could even take a tiger [I heard a story of a martial artist prisoner who was put against a tiger and screeched in its ear and broke its neck] but I doubt a grizzly bear. A grizzly bear once killed 2 male tigers I heard in a news report. Grizzly bears are among the most powerful mammals there are.
6 men though ...hmmm....Maybe...if they were all on Jet Li's level and had godlike reflexes and extemely advanced breaking techniques maybe.