The Wishing Game

table drops on your head and kills you

I wish for immortality

instead you get 4 mins to live

i wish for a monster truck

Originally posted by Scottie
instead you get 4 mins to live

i wish for a monster truck

a monster in a truck drives by and says, "whaddya want?"

I wish to be a vampire

your wish is granted at midday

i wish i was able to fly

Your wish is granted and you are turned into a gnat

I wish for size 12 shoes

Size 12 in another country...

I wish I had a mansion.

it falls from the sky and lands on you

i wish i was a superhero

Your super power is super gas....

I wish I had some food right now.