I saw the funniest car in the Wal Mart Parking lot.

Started by Nazgulinthedark2 pages

I saw the funniest car in the Wal Mart Parking lot.

'twas a white van and on the sides it read "REPENT or BURN IN HELL" I was going to take a picture of it with my phone, but it was too dark. Anyway, I laughed all the way through the grocery section of Wal Mart.

when i was seven i saw a car (it was a convertable) that was just the right size for a seven yer old (and a short one at that)
i could have driven it.(if i had known how to drive)

that was a bit humorous

i thought it was absolutely hillarious

things really aren't funny right now, and that made me laugh a bit, so there you go

well it's something i guess 😛

it was funny.
i saw a group of people yelling at another telling them that they were going to hell. they had signs with blowhorns and even wnt into the building where the other group was meeting and started telling everyone that they were going to hell during prayer.
i laughed so hard.

crazy relegious people are funny.

yes, those people were definatley crazy.
can you guess the two religons of my story.

crazy baptist types and goths?

Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
crazy baptist types and goths?

probably baptists...supposedly my people...mom makes me go to flippin church everyday sunday

everyday or every sunday?

every sunday and somtimes on wednesday

oh. I go every sunday.

"christians" so they said
and jehovahs wittnesses.
imagine yelling in a little kis face that they are going to burn in hell forever.
a five year old to be exact.
the parent just ignored the jerk and walked as far away as they could get.

jehovahs wittnesses...i hate those poeple. they come to our door and ask if we want to go to their sunday service, and when we say that we already belong to a chruch they ask us if we'd like to switch 🙄

a five year old? how traumatizing. shit like that should be illegal. they probably scared that poor kid for life.

it wasn't the jehovahs wittnesses doing the yelling/
youve met some weird wittnesses. ive never met a wittness that did that. maybe that person has mental prolbems and that was the best way he or she could communicate their ideas across.

oh...well still, who ever did it should burn in hell, i mean little kids are innocent, come on.

they give us brochures...they're kinda funny

if you don't understand them they sure can sound funny. the ideas are so different from what you normally hear about the bible.

yeah, but still, gotta comend them for being able to go door to door and talk about it.