Click here if you want your computer infected with a virus I just created!

😄 If you clicked here, you are either incredibly stupid, or you just know that I have no skills whatsoever as to how to make a computer virus! But hey, you're here, so you are part of this historic moment. You can go on knowing that you took the chance, and you did it, you followed through and enjoyed the excitement and rush of entering the unexpected . . . the unknown. Not many can boast that they did this, but you can. 🙂

Thank you for your time. Sincerely, -Hiker.

This has been yet another amazing thread created my Tired Hiker. It will go down in history as one of the best threads ever. Thanks again.

I survived Tired Hiker's virus threat and all I got was this stupid t-shirt. 💃

Originally posted by Roland
I survived Tired Hiker's virus threat and all I got was this stupid t-shirt. 💃

Dude, what you actually got was the most amazing experience of a lifetime! Did you feel the danger? The intrigue? 😱

I felt a tingling sensation in my feet. . . is that the danger and intrigue? ermm

Yes, kinda gets ya right there, like when your foot is asleep, doesn't it? ✅

Yay, I experienced danger and intrigue!

Ow the tingle it somehow burns

Originally posted by WillUEvrGiv^
Ow the tingle it somehow burns

So far you guys are the only two adventurous souls KMC has to offer! In the words of Magneto from X-Men 2, "You are Gods amongst flies!" ✅

I am the Lord of the Flies.

"One Fly to Rule Them All. One Fly to Find Them. One Fly to Bring Them All and In The Darkness Bind Them." 😑

Lol or it could be . . . Legion of the Flies 🍺

Originally posted by Roland
I am the Lord of the Flies.

"One Fly to Rule Them All. One Fly to Find Them. One Fly to Bring Them All and In The Darkness Bind Them." 😑

That was beautiful, man. cry

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
That was beautiful, man. cry

I know I should become a screenwriter. 😄

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
That was beautiful, man. cry

Reminds me of a Bugs Life angel_not

Hey you guys, since we are probably the only ones who will ever post here, we should talk crap about people or plan vicious rumors just for kicks! 😱

Okay, I'll start:

I heard that Hersheys is going to start making their chocolate blue since brown is too expensive. ✅

I heard that Ferrari are going to make a city car because they cant afford to make sports cars ✅

Originally posted by WillUEvrGiv^
I heard that Ferrari are going to make a city car because they cant afford to make sports cars ✅

Oh man, I couldn't belive it when I heard that. Insane.

I heard that Brad Pitt is actually a computer generated actor. SONY made him. It's crazy, I know. But it's soooooo true.

I know they're still covering that one up!

but I also heard they cant turn the machine off and hes malfunctioning this very second.

Originally posted by WillUEvrGiv^
I know they're still covering that one up!

but I also heard they cant turn the machine off and hes malfunctioning this very second.

Totally. I heard that he was malfunctioning so bad that he actually drove a Ferrari city car right into the SONY building, while eating a blue Hershey bar. ✅

Lol that is a great one!

Anyways I also heard that the city car wasn't built for real people anyway it was also computer generated from sony. So what happened was it had to be reprogrammed to let another computer generated character inside it how about that!

I heard SONY is planning to create a gajillion copies of the CG Brad Pitt so they can release them. This will in effect cause total anarchy and chaos in millions of cities all over the world. Which will lead to the supreme and total downfall of the human species as we know it.