Have you ever been kicked out of a club because you were wearing . . .
. . . shorts?
Well, I work on weekends. One of my producers, Jason, well it's his birthday and we all met up at Redrock Casino near Las Vegas. I didn't go home to change first, cuz I live far from Redrock and it would have taken me about an hour and a half to . . . . blah blah blah.
Anyway, we were at a restaurant there, but when we went into the club, I got nixxed for wearing shorts. So, I sucked it up and left, bet a dollar on some Wheel Of Fortune slot machine, was up fifteen bucks, then lost it all, a buck that is. Word.