Wonderwoman Vs Absorbing Man

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Wonderwoman Vs Absorbing Man

Wonderwoman is post crisis and has standard equipmant
Absorbing Man has ball and chain

Who wins?

AM absorbs her Lasso's powers!

AM absorbs her Lasso's powers!

Then makes her confront she's a lesbian.

She then runs back to her ISLAND OF ALL WOMEN in shame...like we all didn't know anyways.

Originally posted by What If...
Then makes her confront she's a lesbian.

She then runs back to her [b]ISLAND OF ALL WOMEN in shame...like we all didn't know anyways. [/B]

OMG, you dare!!!!!!!! She is not a lesbian. She is a purist. Any way, Absobing man touches her bracelets and it's been one. How can she Hurt a being made of pure Aegis? I dont' think he can beat her either. He just isn't strong enough to inflict any read dmg to her. His ball and chain is blunt force trauma and isnt' going to be doing any thing but annoying her.

Absorbing Man pwns her.....

and yes she is a lesbian

Originally posted by Broly92
Absorbing Man pwns her

Well thanks for your eloquent explaination of why. Your mastery of words and insite is awe inspiring.

Originally posted by Broly92
and yes she is a lesbian

Tis a sad day then in comicdom. 🙁

Personally, I say Wonderwoman. It would be a tough fight, but I think Creel is to stupid to win agaist the female icon.

Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
Well thanks for your eloquent explaination of why. Your mastery of words and insite is awe inspiring.

What are her weapons do but make him stronger and make them as durable as them but if they are in a room of glass or something he will get owned by her

Originally posted by Broly92
What are her weapons do but make him stronger and make them as durable as them but if they are in a room of glass or something he will get owned by her

THat is what probably what woudl happen. She would see his powers for what they were, and take every weapon she has and get rid of them. Then he touches brick or something and she cleans his clock as he thinks she is some She-Hulk wanna be and Brick will be enough. hell Steel or Diamond wouldnt'be enough.

Originally posted by Broly92
What are her weapons do but make him stronger and make them as durable as them but if they are in a room of glass or something he will get owned by her

Doesn't he have to be actively try to absorb the propeties of something to do it? Thor's hit him with him with his hammer plenty of times without him assuming a ure form.

Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
THat is what probably what woudl happen. She would see his powers for what they were, and take every weapon she has and get rid of them. Then he touches brick or something and she cleans his clock as he thinks she is some She-Hulk wanna be and Brick will be enough. hell Steel or Diamond wouldnt'be enough.

How when he fights Thor in that form

Originally posted by Broly92
How when he fights Thor in that form

And Thor Continually Beats him right? So would she. He can't even fly after her. She can beat him. Actually she could knock him out with a well placed wrist back hand from one of the magical bracelets. Even if he was made of the same stuff, it would still knock him out.

Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
And Thor Continually Beats him right? So would she. He can't even fly after her. She can beat him. Actually she could knock him out with a well placed wrist back hand from one of the magical bracelets. Even if he was made of the same stuff, it would still knock him out.

No it would'nt but I will not argue with a WW fanboy or fanatic like yourself

Originally posted by Broly92
No it would'nt but I will not argue with a WW fanboy or fanatic like yourself

There is really nothing to argue about. Thor Beats Absorbing man all the time. So can WW. AM's strength is not enough to be a threat to WW. He may be more durable if he touches the right object. Hell he could absorb her bracelets just as she is punching him into unconciousness. SO now he's indestructible Aegis metal and laying on his face.

An Absorbing Man with intelligence should be MUCH more formidable than he really is. Any thing Thor OR WW throw at him (cosmic blasts, a magical lasso, a punch, etc) should automatically become null once it comes in contact with him. He even gave Odin a pretty good fight when he used his abilities right.

If he touch her he would turn into clay (remember she made out of magical clay and was given the breath of life by the gods of mount olympus) and loose. but if he got ahold of say her girder or braclets, then it's bye bye Diana.

Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
And Thor Continually Beats him right? So would she. He can't even fly after her. She can beat him. Actually she could knock him out with a well placed wrist back hand from one of the magical bracelets. Even if he was made of the same stuff, it would still knock him out.

Wait, I thought he managed to beat Thor before? But I could be wrong.

WW for the majority but Creel with brains could give a serious run for the money.

people dumber then she have out smarted him.