Which religion's Afterlife would you want to be in?

Originally posted by Regret
I like the Mormon one, if you are capable of it you might become a God. We believe man's spirit is literally God's offspring in some way, thus the possibility is there.

sounds good to me 👆

I want to go to the Heaven of the Church of Sand. There, I get a woman or five every night and drink all night without throwing up or a hangover the next morning, and my job is to play games and give breast exams. And pot is legal, and acid is a delicacy. ****in' trippy, man.

And NO CHILDREN.

I guess Islam, because u get 72 personal virgins when you die. And you can bang them for all eternity.

Originally posted by Nogoodnamesleft
I guess Islam, because u get 72 personal virgins when you die. And you can bang them for all eternity.

Its a lie. Those 72 virgins are old ugly lesbians that won't let you touch them.

Originally posted by Alliance
Its a lie. Those 72 virgins are old ugly lesbians that won't let you touch them.

K, then not Islam. Isn't there a religion where when you die, you get to kill everybody who ever pissed you off in life and stick them in Hell?

Originally posted by Templares
Getting hot and steamy with the elves of Valinor.

Originally posted by Nogoodnamesleft
K, then not Islam. Isn't there a religion where when you die, you get to kill everybody who ever pissed you off in life and stick them in Hell?

No. Try being productive for a change.

Hmm...maybe I should create my own religion...it would probably attract a lot of followers...the main thing of it is that you can get into Heaven as long as you do whatever I tell you to. But if you don't do what I say then you go into the eternal frying pan.

Originally posted by Nogoodnamesleft
Hmm...maybe I should create my own religion...it would probably attract a lot of followers...the main thing of it is that you can get into Heaven as long as you do whatever I tell you to. But if you don't do what I say then you go into the eternal frying pan.

You're copying Christianity 🙁

Originally posted by Nogoodnamesleft
Hmm...maybe I should create my own religion...it would probably attract a lot of followers...the main thing of it is that you can get into Heaven as long as you do whatever I tell you to. But if you don't do what I say then you go into the eternal frying pan.

I give you permission to do so, as long as you either have a Ritualistic Mass suicide, or make a Bunker and fight the FBI

Originally posted by Darth Kreiger
or make a Bunker and fight the FBI