Moose Award - FUNNIEST MALE

Started by -Tired Hiker-34 pages
Originally posted by Bardock42
And when you say "they" you mean the elderly woman behind the counter in New Foundland...which happens to be the only inhabitant?

Those chicks are hot, yo! 😱

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Well, that is where you told me you were from. 😬

I said no such thing.

I said San Francisco.

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
It's nice to know there is another happy KMC member out there! 🙄

Indeed. ✅

Xmarksthespot? 😕

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I said no such thing.

I said San Francisco.

Lucky! 😱

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
And her quadripalegic husband, Al.
Obviously.

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Lucky! 😱

Come ride the Streetcars again with me Hikey....just like last September, when we were young, and drunk....

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Come ride the Streetcars again with me Hikey....just like last September, when we were young, and drunk....

I would give my left nut to live in Cali again. 🙁

Originally posted by LanceWindu
And you can be luckiest member...I mean, we all know you should have been perm banned already.
😮

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
I would give my left nut to live in Cali again. 🙁

you don't have to do that. Just give me a ring, and I'll get you your Green card again, "Humberto De La Hoya Cruz Gonzalez Hanks". 😉

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
you don't have to do that. Just give me a ring, and I'll get you your Green card again, "Humberto De La Hoya Cruz Gonzalez Hanks". 😉

Sorry, my phone doesn't reach New Foundland. 😬 Plus, I live in Nevada. I don't need a green card. Oh, you New Foundlands are all alike. 🙄

In the end, I had to pick Bloigen, seeing as he's the only one who's made me laugh.

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Sorry, my phone doesn't reach New Foundland. 😬 Plus, I live in Nevada. I don't need a green card. Oh, you New Foundlands are all alike. 🙄

Not a RRRRRIING! A *sparkle sparkle* RING.

Yes, we are...we all have the same father.

Why do people keep calling it "New Foundland"? It's "Newfoundland". "New Foundland" sounds like it was name after "Foundland".

Originally posted by lord xyz
Why do people keep calling it "New Foundland"? It's "Newfoundland". "New Foundland" sounds like it was name after "Foundland".

Yeah, that's it, right? 😕

3rd place. w00t

BRONZE, BITCHES!

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Yeah, that's it, right? 😕
NEWFOUNDLAND!

Originally posted by Bloigen
3rd place. w00t

BRONZE, BITCHES!

I voted for you because the others haven't even made me laugh, yet.

Originally posted by lord xyz
Why do people keep calling it "New Foundland"? It's "Newfoundland". "New Foundland" sounds like it was name after "Foundland".

Actually, we originated from Old Foundland, which, at one time, was known as "Heikerville" in old German. Everyone from there went on to a career in TV camera work.

😑

*looks at Hiker*

Dad?

Originally posted by lord xyz
Why do people keep calling it "New Foundland"? It's "Newfoundland". "New Foundland" sounds like it was name after "Foundland".

You got a point, young one.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Actually, we originated from Old Foundland, which, at one time, was known as "Heikerville" in old German. Everyone from there went on to a career in TV camera work.

😑

*looks at Hiker*

Dad?

You're sounding like Vinny Valentine now.

Originally posted by Bardock42
You got a point, young one.
m00f