Moosey Awards - Funniest Female

Originally posted by silver_tears
It's okay if you're still head over heels for me, I understand petpet

Indeed I am.

Sadly,I don't have that kind of money. cry

Originally posted by Slay
Indeed I am.

Sadly,I don't have that kind of money. cry

Wanna go another 2? sneaky2

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
As long as it doesn't shade any body parts other than your head. Floppy sunhats are a no no. They block the suns nourishing rays from your bits.

I was thinking more of a cop hat naughty

Originally posted by silver_tears

I was thinking more of a cop hat naughty

Well, that will totally work...but let me caution you. A few years back, I did just such a thing, except with more flare. It was months before the handcuff and billy club tanlines went away. 🙁

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Well, that will totally work...but let me caution you. A few years back, I did just such a thing, except with more flare. It was months before the handcuff and billy club tanlines went away. 🙁

At least you could just whip that out and make for an interesting bar trick no?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
They had to vote...ahead of time....you know.....you DO understand, right? 😕

Yeah, I just wondered why you specifically chose Iraq. Am I over-analysing again? 🥷

Originally posted by silver_tears
At least you could just whip that out and make for an interesting bar trick no?

😆 Hey Lookie what I got! naughty

Yeah, no, that wasn't pretty.

Originally posted by Syren
Yeah, I just wondered why you specifically chose Iraq. Am I over-analysing again? 🥷

Honey, darlin....because so many servicemen are there.....you know?

Yes, you are. I'm not implying anything about you being Hussein's biatch or anything. 😉

Syren is gonna star in her own version of The Machinist.

"They're all out to get me.".

-AC

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
😆 Hey Lookie what [B]I got! naughty

Yeah, no, that wasn't pretty. [/B]

Do it again, and I'll be the judge of that flirt1

Originally posted by silver_tears
Wanna go another 2? sneaky2

Originally posted by silver_tears
Do it again, and I'll be the judge of that flirt1

But I don't even have the tan any m.......OH! I see your angle........right-e-o!

*does it again in slow motion*

Loooooookiiiiiiieeeeee.....heeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrre..........

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
But I don't even have the tan any m.......OH! I see your angle........right-e-o!

*does it again in slow motion*

Loooooookiiiiiiieeeeee.....heeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrre..........

Will somebody think of the children!! faint

Originally posted by Slay
No ma'am.

Good disgust

Originally posted by silver_tears
Will somebody think of the children!! faint

Ewwwww!! Gross! I'm not put together that way sistah! 😠

Originally posted by silver_tears
Will somebody think of the children!! faint

Good disgust

Originally posted by Slay
w00tnone

petpet

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Ewwwww!! Gross! I'm not put together that way sistah! 😠

I've noticed, you know I appreciate how you're put together swank

Yay! One person thinks I humourous!.......It must be my stalker!

Originally posted by silver_tears
petpet

I've noticed, you know I appreciate how you're put together swank

Well thank you. I think the moosemaker did a nice job of putting my antlers where my antlers should be.... 😉

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Well thank you. I think the moosemaker did a nice job of putting my antlers where my antlers should be.... 😉

And then some eyes
And that lush fur, oh my don't get me started.

Originally posted by Devalion
Yay! One person thinks I humourous!.......It must be my stalker!

You have one too?? ninja2

Originally posted by silver_tears
And then some eyes
And that lush fur, oh my don't get me started.

Fur... 😂

I can run real fast too! *shows her* See?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Fur... 😂

I can run real fast too! *shows her* See?

You and I should mate.