I gave a fat chick a lapdance once when I was drunk.
My friends were talking crap, but she liked it.
She was one of those cute fatties, you know with a nice face and boobs, but a little spare tire.
I was just foolin' around, because she and some of her hot friends came over to drink with us, and I wanted them all to loosen up and get ready for some good luvin.
Too bad the girl got all turned on, we went to the bathroom for her to give me head, and one of her friends started hating, and made them all leave.
(I was probably too drunk too have gotten it up anywayz.)
True story. 😛