Peter will beat the crap outta them.
Peter Owns
The fight with the chicken shows his durability and strength are at least peak human, and his speed is sufficient to outmatch a speeding truck and reach that bridge and jump on it.
Homer and American Dad aren't that good.
Originally posted by Broly92
Homer was a security guard, in the military, boxed, and many other things
Homer as a security guard did little actual fighting and more drinking , he was also a lousy employer outfitting kids with 'a bag full of doorknobs' .
His military training is non existent and his boxing was rope a dope to the extreme.