HAHAHA only if you guys do it with me, so i dont feel like a lying loser. hahahaha.
OH i forgot this one: after Liz and Jack meet up in tortuga and she agrees to come aboard and look for the chest with Jack, when they are walking onto the ship, Beckett's evil henchman dude who followed liz to tortuga actually comes up behind and attempts to persuade her to return to Port Royal with him. He is using lame excuses like "We have your father in prison" and "Beckett is sending a fleet to kill Will Turner if you dont return at once," that sort of thing, and Jack comes up and starts mimicking him, totally making fun of him behind his back, and then the henchman dude turns around and Jack pulls one of those innocent poses, like he wasnt doing anything, and then the henchman goes, "ah captain Jack Sparrow. Its good to see you in your familiar habitat again. Now if you dont mind, I have business with this young lady." and Jack looks all confused and says, "Young Lady?" sort of punches Liz's shoulder, and says "this here is my new deckhand. Handsome fellow isnt he? A worthy bedfellow, I have to say." And Liz is really struggling to keep from laughing, so Jack grabs her and shoves her toward the boat, saying "Get along now lad, I'll meet you in the cabin." And then he turns to the bedfellow with one of those cheeky grins, but suddenly you see he has his sword out and pointed at him, and says "unless you're here to join me crew, I'd move along..."
yeah they OBVIOUSLY had to cut that one, because they let Johnny improve with the whole bedfellow thing, and it was way too outrageous and insinuating. Plus it made Elizabeth look too comfortable with Jack's teasing.
Then there was one when Liz, Jack and Norrington were walking along the beach at Isle Cruses, when they were looking for the spot the chest was buried, and they are sort of walking along single file, and Liz is looking at the compass and it turns and points behind her, so she turns around and runs smack into Jack, dropping the compass. So they both bend down to grab it and its one of those cheezy "hands meet" on the compass moments, but Liz looks up and breaks the moment by grabbing the compass. And Norrington is leaning on his shovel, looking kind of pissed and kind of drunk and goes, "shall i leave you two alone for a minute?" And Jack does that squinty eye look he does, and says "mate, don't you know never to leave a proper young lady alone with a pirate? pirates cant be held accountable for their actions, especially where ladies are involved..." and he looks at liz with a mocking smile. and Liz gets all mad and is like, "there was a time when the word 'pirate' wasnt used as an excuse for all a person's mistakes." and Jack looks her square in the eye and says, "there was also a time when a person's mistakes weren't excused by the word 'love'". then it cuts back to where they find the chest.
yeah, that one had to go. It just made everything come on too strong.
hahaha this is fun. 😉 i bet all the ones actually in the dvd will just be pintel and ragetti or something
katelovespirate, you really had me going! Those were fantastic! Do you write any fanfictions? You should if you have the time, because you definitely have the imagination!
But you left out the poignant scene in which Liz sees Will approaching them on the beach after discovering the chest. He pulls her in and they share a long, much-awaited kiss with Jack and Norrington looking on. Will's hands glide up to her cheeks and you can see him open his mouth, to which Liz simply says, "no tongues."
Everyone else cracks up laughing. And even Will finds it amusing, although he isn't sure why, but everyone else is laughing and he will feel left out if he doesn't.
Then, without warning, Gibbs parachutes down from a Blackhawk and demands the chest for himself. "You can't!" Norrington yells.
"Aar," is Gibbs' only answer.
As he begins to climb the rope back up to the helicopter, he snatches Liz and laughs maniacally.
"Bugger," Jack says.
"What are we going to do?" Will asks, smacking himself in the face trying to kill an insect.
"We find the rum," is Jack's advice.
could we BE any more goofy? LOL... oh well. they are honestly such great characters. i am always intrigued by all the stuff they go through that we dont see on camera, yah know? like, what happened when Jack and the crew were originally captured by the cannibals, that sort of thing.
I heard there was a scene between Beckett and Governor Swann near the end of the film, after Gov. Swann has given his loyalty to beckett in exchange for Liz's safety, where Beckett reminds Swann that Liz left Tortuga in company of Jack Sparrow. Gov Swann looks obviously upset and worried, and Beckett, being the sadistic short man he is, rubs salt in the wound by insinuating that Captain Sparrow had taken a fancy to Elizabeth. He then goes on to say stuff like, "I've known Captain Sparrow far longer than you, Swann, and its only a matter of time before he gets what he wants."
And Gov. Swann is trying to keep his cool and says, "My daughter was raised to know the difference between a good man, and a man who can't be trusted." And Beckett just smiles and says,
"Was she indeed? Perhaps, Governor Swann, you don't know your daughter so well as you think..."
this one had to be cut because it turned out not to make sense that Beckett would bring up Elizabeth and Jack's attraction, even if he was just being cruel. Plus it was overkilling the fact that Gov Swann doesnt trust Sparrow.
There was a super short one cut out, right before Liz and Beckett have their big scene, where Liz is sneaking into his room, and sees the pirate brand sitting in the fire... and gets a look of recognition... but then Beckett walks in so she slips out, only to re-enter a second later.
but it turned out not to be important that Elizabeth know about Beckett and Jack's past so early in the film.
i dont know. i only have access to so much cut film. surely someone else out there has seen a really juicy scene that had to be cut for some reason... 😉
Originally posted by willofthewisp
katelovespirate, you really had me going! Those were fantastic! Do you write any fanfictions? You should if you have the time, because you definitely have the imagination!But you left out the poignant scene in which Liz sees Will approaching them on the beach after discovering the chest. He pulls her in and they share a long, much-awaited kiss with Jack and Norrington looking on. Will's hands glide up to her cheeks and you can see him open his mouth, to which Liz simply says, "no tongues."
Everyone else cracks up laughing. And even Will finds it amusing, although he isn't sure why, but everyone else is laughing and he will feel left out if he doesn't.
Then, without warning, Gibbs parachutes down from a Blackhawk and demands the chest for himself. "You can't!" Norrington yells.
"Aar," is Gibbs' only answer.
As he begins to climb the rope back up to the helicopter, he snatches Liz and laughs maniacally.
"Bugger," Jack says.
"What are we going to do?" Will asks, smacking himself in the face trying to kill an insect.
"We find the rum," is Jack's advice.
OMG@!!!! i didnt see that one when i snuck into the editing room and stole all the deleted scenes!!! that one sounds awesome. i have to see it. Sooo brilliant. that would have made the perfect ending... Jack and WILL marooned on an island... hahahaha
i spent so long typing the post i just posted i didnt get to read this first. lol. 😂
Yes. Jack and Will and Norrington all drew straws to see who the other two would eat. Needless to say, Jack cheated and they ate Norrington, who was the supporting player.
"So," Will starts out, "out of Frodo, Sam, and Pippin, who would you marry, kill, and steal from?"
"Hmm," Jack takes a swig. "Marry Pippin, kill Frodo, steal from Sam."
"I never liked Frodo," Will agrees. "I guess we'll have to wait for Elizabeth to come save us."
"Why don't you just call her Liz? Everyone else does?" Jack rolls his eyes.
"What are you implying?" Will draws his sword. "She seduced you didn't she?"
"No, mate!" Jack laughs. "We're marooned here, so that scene unfortunately won't be taking place."
Kate, you were the one who got me going. I totally believed yours up to the end when you said you made them up. So let's explore that one hott night idea.
Liz approaches them both sleeping, smelling a little funky from sweat and the rum. How it got there, she hasn't a clue.
"Jack?" she pokes him with a long stick.
"Captain," he corrects as he wakes up. "Liz? How did you get back so fast?"
"Water skiied," she answers. "Faster than sea turtles. How about I get you both out of here?"
"I think Will likes it here, love," he points at Will cuddling a coconut he named Wilson.
"Then may I suggest another alternative?" she takes a seat next to him. "There was to be this infamous, hot scene when I kiss you and tie you to the mast..."
"Go on," Jack prompts her.
"Well, since we aren't doing that, we could do it here and I can tie you to a tree."
"You can tie me anywhere, just not to the eunuch," Jack points back at Will.
"Hmm, well, maybe we should go into the foliage," Liz suggests.
"Excellent idea, love," Jack says, staggering as he follows her.
"Watch out for that..." Liz starts, but it is too late. Jack has already tripped on a shell.
Oops. I guess someone else can do that hot beach sex scene.
Seriously, I wish you knew how hard i am laughing right now. i think it was the coconut wilson that tipped me over the edge. myu tummy hurts i am laughing so hard. that was freaking awesome...
Jack stays on the ground where he tripped, and Liz kneels down next to him, giggling. Jack: "Its all right love, i'm actually quite comfortable down here."
"Would it be more comfortable if I joined you?"
At this point, Jack is getting a bit nervous. He loves flirting with her, but he is slightly intimidated that she isnt blowing him off as usual.
"You arent trying to trick me for some reason, are you?"
"Jack, are you ever going to trust me?"
Jack twists his moustache up. "Probably not, love, but I am most definately going to kiss you now." He does...