Poetry Request???

Originally posted by RaeRox
*will puke if she thinks about liquor* No party.

It's a teenage (besides the lack of teenageness) pity party...no alcohol

Originally posted by Bardock42
You are still talking to her, right?

Originally posted by RaeRox
OMG all three of you boys are mental 😄 And to think I hang out with you *hits head*

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
I apologise for the behaviour of the other 'gentlemen' replying in this thread, Sw33t Ch33ks. I guess chivalry is a bygone quality in this day and age...Yet we call this 'progress'? Hmm...

Anyway, here is a sweet little ode to your future beau...

[B]Promises and Dreams

Suck me, f*ck me, flick my bean.
Screw my little box, but make it clean,
Wash your prick before you dip it,
Then come over my left ***.
Slap my sweet cheeks, as you take me doggy-style,
It will feel so good, if you last just a little while.
If you hit the spot, I'll give you seconds,
Otherwise, another better give you lessons.
I hear the man Krunk could hit my junk,
Plus he moves like silk and has got the funk.

Who's got the funk?

Krunk! Krunk!

Who can hit my junk?

Krunk! Krunk!

Actually, get lost you little twerp, I'm gonna let Krunk get his thing on 'cos dat boy be fiiiiiiiiiiiine. Word.

I hope he likes it, Sw33t Ch33ks. You're welcome. [/B]

Originally posted by Fëanor
who? sweet cheeks? or marianna? who? dammit!?! mental? no one's mental round here. more like sexual experi[b]mental. hahahahahaha....😆 your sense of humor astounds me. [/B]

That I am as well, however on some level you and I differ....maybe your just less....mature 😛

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
I apologise for the behaviour of the other 'gentlemen' replying in this thread, Sw33t Ch33ks. I guess chivalry is a bygone quality in this day and age...Yet we call this 'progress'? Hmm...

Anyway, here is a sweet little ode to your future beau...

[B]Promises and Dreams

Suck me, f*ck me, flick my bean.
Screw my little box, but make it clean,
Wash your prick before you dip it,
Then come over my left ***.
Slap my sweet cheeks, as you take me doggy-style,
It will feel so good, if you last just a little while.
If you hit the spot, I'll give you seconds,
Otherwise, another better give you lessons.
I hear the man Krunk could hit my junk,
Plus he moves like silk and has got the funk.

Who's got the funk?

Krunk! Krunk!

Who can hit my junk?

Krunk! Krunk!

Actually, get lost you little twerp, I'm gonna let Krunk get his thing on 'cos dat boy be fiiiiiiiiiiiine. Word.

I hope he likes it, Sw33t Ch33ks. You're welcome. [/B]

Not nice nono 😛

Hey SC
Hope you like it

Will you?
I'm scared of rejection
Because I'm far from perfection
Maybe its because I want you so bad
But im scared to be glad
glad to hear maybe you want me too
or scared to hear 'who are you?'
I know you know me and my personality
We're not little we dont have cooties
So tell me not to be scared
Tell me I dont have to be dared
To stand on my own two feet, to do this
Will you go out with me?

Originally posted by CherryPop
Will you?
I'm scared of rejection
Because I'm far from perfection
Maybe its because I want you so bad
But im scared to be glad
glad to hear maybe you want me too
or scared to hear 'who are you?'
I know you know me and my personality
We're not little we dont have cooties
So tell me not to be scared
Tell me I dont have to be dared
To stand on my own two feet, to do this
Will you go out with me?

Terrible. Absolutely vomit-inducing appallingly god-damn awful terrible.

I can hardly see my penis now after spewing my breakfast all over my lap. Thanks for that...Oh, wait...Now I have an erection, so I can see it again...Hello, You...How've you been? Yeah...I missed you, too. You look messy...Let me clean you up a little...Oooo, that feels gooooooood.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Nah, I just adjust to Floo...sometimes. Or was it the other way around....I always forget those things.

You're my b*tch, B*tch. Don't ever forget.

*Grunts*

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Terrible. Absolutely vomit-inducing appallingly god-damn awful terrible.

I can hardly see my penis now after spewing my breakfast all over my lap. Thanks for that...Oh, wait...Now I have an erection, so I can see it again...Hello, You...How've you been? Yeah...I missed you, too. You look messy...Let me clean you up a little...Oooo, that feels gooooooood.

Oh yes and yours whats a real work of art.

You disgust me 😛 😛

Originally posted by CherryPop
Oh yes and yours whats a real work of art.

Thank you. I believe it shall resonate and echo through eternity.

Originally posted by CherryPop
You disgust me 😛 😛

Coprophiliac.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
You're my b*tch, B*tch. Don't [B]ever forget.

*Grunts* [/B]

But you said you loved me.

Originally posted by Bardock42
But you said you loved me.

I do, B*tch. I do.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
I do, B*tch. I do.

Good choice.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Good choice.

Good boy.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Good boy.

Green boy.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Green boy.

Ironic.

How so?

Originally posted by Bardock42
How so?

In that I'm a plant (boy).

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
In that I'm a plant (boy).

And plants are usually green...I see. Ironic.

See, I told you. Believe me next time, OK?

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
See, I told you. Believe me next time, OK?

I shall decide from case to case...

Yawn.

Originally posted by RaeRox
Yawn.