!Dodge Ball!

Marvel & DC heros are tired of fighting and decide to get together and have a birthday Party for Nightwing *aww* suddenly they decide to play dodgeball, here are the teams

Team 1: "Sexual Males"
Batman
SpiderMan (NO SPIDEY SENSE, but agility still in tact. to make it fair. also no wall sticking)
Juggernaut
Black Bolt
Hulk
Hawkeye
Punisher

Team 2: "Beings of arousal"
Iron Man (suit, but no weapons)
Captain America
Emma Frost
Cable
Deadpool
Nightwing (birthday boy)
Daredevil

There are 10 balls and 14 players. Catching balls does not result in an out (because almost everyone here can do it easily)

Telepaths can use thier telepathy/telekinesis to read minds/accellerate the velocity of a ball but may not impead a ball flying at them, nor can anyone else aside from catching. All traits other than that are OK (IE accuracy, strength..)
And no violence, lol. Um, i hope im not forgetting anything.
Takes place in a reasonably sized school gym.

Who would win?

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O_o. i give u points for originality, but lose points for wtf?????ness

Team 2 wins ✅

Without his Spider-Sense, Spidey will slip up because he wont be able to see everything coming at him.

Hulk and Juggs are out withen seconds.

Both Cap and Nightwing have experience deflecting their weapons off of the enviorment which would give them a big advantage here

I agree, but also team 1 has 2 incredible marksman on thier team and could catch Nightwin/Cap in an akward position

Originally posted by Grimm22
Team 2 wins ✅

Without his Spider-Sense, Spidey will slip up because he wont be able to see everything coming at him.

Hulk and Juggs are out withen seconds.

Both Cap and Nightwing have experience deflecting their weapons off of the enviorment which would give them a big advantage here

I agree, plus we can't forget Daredevil's radar sense. With the Spider-Sense outlawed, it seems to be the best defense in the game.

Wasn't it emma frost that could orgasm people to death? 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Soljer
Wasn't it emma frost that could orgasm people to death? 😖hifty:

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Originally posted by Soljer
Wasn't it emma frost that could orgasm people to death? 😖hifty:

Good point. Definitely team 2 😄

but hulk can throw 2 balls at the same time,

Team 2 has more agility. Also, WTF? 😐 🤨

team one has incredible marksmen, though
punisher, hawkeye, batmans not bad either

and black bolt can be quick when he wants to

Why does Iron Man need his suit? And why isnt Bullseye invited?

Team 1 has Juggernaut and Hulk who are taken out quickly. Team 2 has the advantage and will win more than lose.

yeah, I was wondering about Bullseye too...he would be awesome at this game. Howeve, DD can dodge him...so, i think DD has a really good shot at winning this one unless the noise level is too high for him to sense the balls coming at him.

I'm surprised Flash and Quicksilver aren't in this...lol...j/j

Originally posted by Cosmo Kramer
Why does Iron Man need his suit? And why isnt Bullseye invited?

bullseye wasnt invited because him and nightwing dont know each other
irom man needs his suit becuase thats what he wears to parties i guess

Originally posted by Grimm22
Without his Spider-Sense, Spidey will slip up because he wont be able to see everything coming at him.

Totally irrelevant. all the "attacks" (balls) will be coming at him from one side of a two sided pitch.... it's not like he can be hit from behind.

Spider-Man's reflexes are still superhuman regardless of his spider sense.... not to mention that catching the ball would be the easiest thing in the world for him.... hell.... he could catch it with almost any part of his body