Mike Myers attacks and these heroes are assigned to protect you

When Mike Myers comes for you music will play and you will hear it...you get prep time in a poorly ventilated basement for two days and six hours. You have $5000 and all the beer and food is inclusive and you may order from any restauraunt you want. The following heroes are assigned to protect you and everything is up to you. Alfred is the butler and will assist you best he can. Aunt May will be across the street incase you need her and you have Frank Castle's number. You have one computer with DSL capabalities to communicate with us and tell us what the hell is going on.

Matt Murdock (no costume), Wolverine, Agent Moulder, Nightcrawler and Buffy the vampire slayer. Newman from Seinfeld is there.

It is you're choice to turn it into another boring reality tv show, but for the love of God please don't!

Micheal kills everyone, but then Newman obliterates him 😎

Nightcrawler teleports him into a body of water.

No he wont.

rofl@you will hear the music

nightcrawler would infinitely TP mike into a far away land

I pwn Mike Myers by myself 😎

I just have Alfred go and get me a rocket launcher.

BOOM! No more Micheal 😄

but mike would infintely respawn and you would live in a lifetime of terror

Originally posted by Cosmo Kramer
No he wont.

Yes he will.

Originally posted by H. S. 6
Yes he will.

No he will not.

I'll call up Frank and he'll be waiting in the place with s bigass harpoon. Michael walks in he shoots him into the wall pinning him there and I prepare to pay frank but he can't except the money seeing as how I helped him out awhile back. So someone finds me in the place later. Cops take me to court for hiring Frank I pay Daredevil five thousand to be my laywer and I win the case and am home free while Michael is still pinned up against the wall. Aunt may is sent over to beat him with her purse for the rest of eternity though.

Originally posted by H. S. 6
Nightcrawler teleports him into a body of water.

What was the favor?

Did you help him move? He owes you big then.

I wouldn't need anyone else but Wolverine.

Honestly, what could Austin Powers do to Wolverine? 😉

Mike Myers from Halloween not Austin Powers.

Originally posted by Cosmo Kramer
Mike Myers from Halloween not Austin Powers.

I know who you meant.

And unless you know him on a personal level, it's Michael Myers. 😛

Michael Myers can't be killed. You would need a magic, mystic or cosmic powered bodyguard.

Originally posted by badabing
Michael Myers can't be killed. You would need a magic, mystic or cosmic powered bodyguard.

So what would happen if you cut off each limb?

Originally posted by pr1983
So what would happen if you cut off each limb?

Originally posted by badabing
Michael Myers can't be killed. You would need a magic, mystic or cosmic powered bodyguard.

Don't cockstroke it bada. Of course he can be killed. Superman could fly him to the sun... 😖hifty:

Originally posted by ExtraMision5555
somehow, a sequel will come out

😆

Originally posted by batdude123
Don't cockstroke it bada. Of course he can be killed. Superman could fly him to the sun... 😖hifty:

and leave him there...