Ultimate Rock Paper scissors

I saw this game on another site.
This is how it works.
One perosn says an object, and they another person says another object and why your object beats the first one.
Its actually quite simple.
Person A says: Paper
Person B says: Fire burns paper
Person C says: Water puts out fire.
Person D says: Advanced Microwave emmerter ray gun vaporizes water...
And so on....

So Lets get it started!
I say: Rock!

I SAY!!!

PAPER covers rock !! 😎

Hammer <Late

A bigger hammer.

Blowtorch sets the hammer on fire.

Oh yea well I throw in a gun> all

A giant sea monster eats the blowtorch.

Atomic bomb destroys everything ermm

The universe implodes into itself.

But wait, its a picture i drew called "The universe" and I

EAT THE PAPER

The rock is STILL IN 😱

The big bang 2 explodes the implosion.

jacopex chill out man....
Creationist refueses to believe in big bang

Science destroys creationist.

grrr....

Best 2/3

I say Atomic Nuke 😐

Originally posted by SpadeKing
I say Atomic Nuke 😐

Buttsecks wins.

O RLY started it, O RLY wins

Originally posted by Bocaj
giant hefty bag stops atomic nuke

Originally posted by JacopeX
O RLY started it, O RLY wins