I want a Goat!

So I was at the county fair the other night, and besides all the awesome rides and stuff, they had all these cattle and other animal etc. exhibit type things. (You know, where the farmers bring their cows so they can show them off to all the other farmers) So I petted a couple of cows and ponies and looked at some prize-winning chickens, when I came upon THE GOATS!
And when I walked up to the gate the pet them they all started trying to climb up over the fence so they could get petted by me! And then they started trying to eat my shirt, but anyway.
Yes! The goats love me! I'm like a friggin' goat whisperer. So I want a goat, because they are like the coolest animals ever, and they naturally like me. So I want one.

Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
So I was at the county fair the other night, and besides all the awesome rides and stuff, they had all these cattle and other animal etc. exhibit type things. (You know, where the farmers bring their cows so they can show them off to all the other farmers) So I petted a couple of cows and ponies and looked at some prize-winning chickens, when I came upon THE GOATS!
And when I walked up to the gate the pet them they all started trying to climb up over the fence so they could get petted by me! And then they started trying to eat my shirt, but anyway.
Yes! The goats love me! I'm like a friggin' goat whisperer. So I want a goat, because they are like the coolest animals ever, and they naturally like me. So I want one.

Yeah get a mini one, they are kinda cool, kinda, ok not really but have fun!🙂

Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
So I was at the county fair the other night, and besides all the awesome rides and stuff, they had all these cattle and other animal etc. exhibit type things. (You know, where the farmers bring their cows so they can show them off to all the other farmers) So I petted a couple of cows and ponies and looked at some prize-winning chickens, when I came upon THE GOATS!
And when I walked up to the gate the pet them they all started trying to climb up over the fence so they could get petted by me! And then they started trying to eat my shirt, but anyway.
Yes! The goats love me! I'm like a friggin' goat whisperer. So I want a goat, because they are like the coolest animals ever, and they naturally like me. So I want one.

😱 Wow! Have you got a big garden to put it in, if you got one?

Bestality?

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
yea all the farmers sell off their prize winning cows and chickens to be slaughtered... and eaten cry

That's what cows and chickens are for ermm

Originally posted by Bardock42
Bestality?

Goat?

Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
That's what cows and chickens are for ermm

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
cry

Just try not to think about it when you eat. 😬

Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
Just try not to think about it when you eat. 😬

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
I don't eat meat/ dead animals 😐... gack!

Meat good. 😐 Moo.

i don't think ive ever eaten goat...mutton lamb etc... but i like to eat steak....

Mutton 👇

Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
Meat good. 😐 Moo.

cherry fruit, veggies good. *silence, no moo, my food is quiet* 😐

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
cherry fruit, veggies good. *silence, no moo, my food is quiet* 😐

fruit, veggie, good, yes.
meat, yum yum, good, yes.

Originally posted by Soleran
Mutton 👇

Dressed as goat?

Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
So I was at the county fair the other night, and besides all the awesome rides and stuff, they had all these cattle and other animal etc. exhibit type things. (You know, where the farmers bring their cows so they can show them off to all the other farmers) So I petted a couple of cows and ponies and looked at some prize-winning chickens, when I came upon THE GOATS!
And when I walked up to the gate the pet them they all started trying to climb up over the fence so they could get petted by me! And then they started trying to eat my shirt, but anyway.
Yes! The goats love me! I'm like a friggin' goat whisperer. So I want a goat, because they are like the coolest animals ever, and they naturally like me. So I want one.

psh, don't be silly, you just want a goat cause of Scythe 😄

Nazzy, you can pet me all you want.

petpet I'm a goat whisperer