Yoda & Kenobi & Qui-Gon vs. Palps & pre-suit Vader

OK here is the story [and don't ask any questions please!]
OK Yoda and Kenobi have just watched the hologram of Ani being Vader and killing jedi,younglings etc. However none of them go to fight the sith. Vader goes to Mustafar and kills all the seperatists [and Padme - she gets violent] and is now returning to Coruscant to join his master. Meanwhile for some reason Yoda has brought Qui-Gon back from the dead and then him, Yoda and Kenobi go to confront Vader and Sidious in the room with all the pods [where Sids made himself Emperor]. Vader is so pissed off that he doesn't care about his old relationship with Qui-Gon.
The 3 jedi stand at door with sabers activated and the 2 sith follow their example.
Who will emerge victorious?

Yoda and Qui-Gon both will use Ataru, so they can work together to bring down Palps. Then Kenobi will take his time with Vader until Anakin gets so arrogant and pissed that he doesn't start thinking. Kenobi jumps on a ledge and Anakin says my powers are strong, jumps up, and gets himself sliced in half.

Or if Kenobi doesn't jump on a ledge, Yoda and Qui-Gon wil come aid him and Anakin gets himself screwed by the three Jedi.

^ what he said

Originally posted by Quinlan_Vos
Yoda and Qui-Gon both will use Ataru, so they can work together to bring down Palps. Then Kenobi will take his time with Vader until Anakin gets so arrogant and pissed that he doesn't start thinking. Kenobi jumps on a ledge and Anakin says my powers are strong, jumps up, and gets himself sliced in half.

Or if Kenobi doesn't jump on a ledge, Yoda and Qui-Gon wil come aid him and Anakin gets himself screwed by the three Jedi.

Yes thats true, a hotheaded stupid Anakin will lose to Obi-Wan because of Form III and Obi's experience and coolheaded nature (like ROTS) and Palps cannot beat Yoda AND an additional Jedi, especially not Qui-Gon. Anakin should beat Obi-Wan all the time, but ROTS Vader is just too full of himself, arrogant and full of mixed emotions to think clearly.

Qui-Gon's the weakest link here. Vader, Obi-Wan, Yoda, or Sidious are all capable of killing him. I'd argue that he dies, no matter what. However, Sidious can't take Yoda and Qui-Gon simultaneously, so he dies.

Yoda and Qui-Gon then go slaughter Vader.

Sidious could take Obi Wan, Qui Gon alone and Anakin rapes Yoda or more realistically, everyone in the fight.

???? Anakin rapes Yoda????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Originally posted by kamikz
???? Anakin rapes Yoda????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Originally posted by kamikz
???? Anakin rapes Yoda????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Er....just transpose Anakin and Sidious.

Originally posted by Lord Saboteur
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Originally posted by kamikz
Are you sure?

Originally posted by Lord Saboteur
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Ok explain what "V" means and I might actually figure this thing out ^

Originally posted by kamikz
Ok explain what "V" means and I might actually figure this thing out ^

How do you know I'm a human? Some people call me an ass.... 🥷

Originally posted by kamikz
How do you know I'm a human? Some people call me an ass.... 🥷

Lol, and what did you say now?

Kamkiz, PM inbox please.

Originally posted by Lord Saboteur
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Because I said so????

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