How much do you weigh?

Started by ~Da Moose~9 pages

Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
No.

No.

Well, it did take me a long time to type.

You think wrong.

Don't flatter yourself; you just overreact. Like fluorine.

blah blah blah? 😱

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
blah blah blah? 😱

It's true what they say about Wikipedia; it's not accurate it all. It says Oscar Wilde is dead.

Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
I just put them out there. I've given up waiting.

You set 'em up, I slam 'em down. Boo-ya.

Originally posted by Syren
Could have just said, 'Syren, you're hot', rather than messing around. I hate it when people beat around the bush.

'beat around the bush'? Why do you always have to lower the tone?

Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
Don't flatter yourself; you just overreact. Like fluorine.

Haha, too true. She's like toothpaste and baking soda mixed with a bottle of soda pop. Pop. Pop, ya doc. Word to your mother and all the little brothers who be spooking by the fool who wound-up with the tool, drop it all, y'all? Hall? School? Not for me because to me it's all elementary, don'tcha know, pick a low and drop the scores as I hit the high, it ain't no lie as I told yo' momma as I hit her high. Something, something, something...

Originally posted by Victor Von Doom

Don't flatter yourself; you just overreact. Like fluorine.

Hang on, you make a comment about my weight which I didn't find offensive in the first place, therefore I didn't react, and then you tell me I'm overreacting? Explain to me how that makes sense.

I haven't spoken to you in quite some time, what made you feel the need to make any comment at all?

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo

Haha, too true. She's like....

You don't know me mhm

Originally posted by Syren
Hang on, you make a comment about my weight which I didn't find offensive in the first place, therefore I didn't react, and then you tell me I'm overreacting? Explain to me how that makes sense.

I didn't say you're overreacting, I said you overreact.

Like flouride.

Originally posted by Syren
You don't know me mhm

You're right, I'm always careful about what I wish for.

Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
I didn't say you're overreacting, I said you overreact.

Like flouride.

Yeah. Sometimes.

Could we change that to;

'You have had, in the past, a tendency to overreact.'

I think it reads better that way.

Originally posted by Syren
Oh, are you waiting for me to get upset over something you said which may or may not have been an insult?

I did think you were simply telling people you were the same height and weight as me, though. Hence the smile.

If you were insinuating that I'm too thin, or 'breakable', thanks. It means so much to know that you gave up the time to care.

Originally posted by Syren
Not arguments, really. I think I was supposed to have some kind of a flip-out over a lame attempt at sarcasm. I think.
Originally posted by Syren
I wonder why people are always trying to get a reaction out of me. What am I, magnesium? ermm

I don't recall...who didn't overreact?

Originally posted by Syren
Yeah. Sometimes.

Could we change that to;

'You have had, in the past, a tendency to overreact.'

I think it reads better that way.

Probably doesn't, then.

Originally posted by Syren
Hang on, you make a comment about my weight which I didn't find offensive in the first place, therefore I didn't react, and then you tell me I'm overreacting? Explain to me how that makes sense.

I haven't spoken to you in quite some time, what made you feel the need to make any comment at all?

You don't know me mhm

Wow Kerry I was coming to jump to your defense but, I guess those stories I heard were true. You can handle this many men at once.😛

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Wow Kerry I was coming to jump to your defense but, I guess those stories I heard were true. You can handle this many men at once.😛

🤨

Originally posted by Bardock42
🤨

How did you not get that? 🙄

Would saying I want the ass ruin the delicate innuendos at work?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Wow Kerry I was coming to jump to your defense but, I guess those stories I heard were true. You can handle this many men at once.😛

They're not men, sweetie. Don't get confused 🙂

Originally posted by LethalFemme
How did you not get that? 🙄
Originally posted by Syren
They're not men, sweetie. Don't get confused 🙂

Are you two being lesbian morons at the moment? If so, may I join.

Originally posted by Syren
They're not men, sweetie. Don't get confused 🙂

I stand corrected.😂

Originally posted by Bardock42
Are you two being lesbian morons at the moment? If so, may I join.
Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
Would saying I want the ass ruin the delicate innuendos at work?

You two should give one another a hand.ermm

We're too busy indulging in mutual masturbation.

Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
We're too busy indulging in mutual masturbation.

Haha, cause giving a hand could mean that as well...

R.I.P. 'The Joke', died peacefully, in usage by Bardock.

Cave drawing of penises - 17/11/2006.

*Edit, after careful consideration, I prefer penii.

Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
R.I.P. 'The Joke', died peacefully, in usage by Bardock.

Cave drawing of penises - 17/11/2006.

*Edit, after careful consideration, I prefer penii.

I am a murderer. I don't want to go to jail. I am not up to being anyones ***** yet.