Originally posted by T.Maria
I can just imagine it now;Gore: Ok norrie...this is your big death scene...make it good now, we've only got enough reel for one take...
Norrie: So technically if i mess it up i cant do another one and you'll have to keep me in the film??
Gore: Just drown in the water, damnit!
Norrie: Ok...here I go....
[b]**Out of nowhere a rubber dingey appears, and inside it is a girl with binoculars and a popsical stickcharging towards them**
Gore: Oh geez....its her again!
Sailor: I'm making a pickett line! I'm protesting about you killing off my Norrie!
Gore: You can't make a pickett line on the water!!
Norrie: I think you'll find this girl can do pretty much anything she wants!
Sailor: You said it, schnukums!!
**Gore gets tired of the banter, pushes Norrie overboard and starts the cameras rolling**
Norrie: Help! help! Whatever will i do?!
Sailor: I'LL SAVE YOU!!!!
Gore: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Norrie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Sailor: Oh i love it when they try and fight the love!!!
**Sailor gets Norrie into her dingey and turns it back around towards the shore...as the dingey sails away, the rest of the cast on the ship can hear a faint 'nooooooooo!' coming from the dringey...**
Gore: He was a brave man...may he rest in peace.... [/B]
OMG!! That was funny!