Totally pirates, Totally OFF-TOPIC!

Hmm well if you woud know what i woud say Poor Cell Phone He didnt deserve to die in a cup of water

yeah. he doesn't deserve to die in a cup of water. but i ALMOST dropped it in a cup of water and i caught it at the last second with my lightning fast ninja reflexes. phew.

O yea and i have the strenght of Thor(God of Lightning)

nice! i have the reflexes as fast as Jack Sparrow! i mean, CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow! im as fast as Jack is witted

And im too times faster Haha Hey anybody noticed?No arguing

wow! that good, and lets keep it that way!apparently ur not much faster cuz its not too its 2

we're not arguing cuz im here and im the one who always stops you and CJL/diddly
but seriously, i have fast reflexes. only occasionaly though. usually im pretty slow. but the other day i was reaching for the dog food bag and my elbow hit a shelf right above it that had a glass bottle on it so the bottle tipped over and fell and i just reached out and caught it w/o even thinking. i was amazed at myself.

wow! rock on jessigem!bandpunk

😄
but it was kind of freaky in way. it was like in slow-motion. like in a movie.

One time when we played football i had someting similar only the ball wasnt in the air it was on the ground roling fast and then i automaticly cought in like in slo motion too.my Friends were saying that too

that is strange

yes. yes it is....
footballs are hard to predict. if you throw one at the ground there's no way of knowing which direction it'll go. 😑

yeah..........

yes but that was so unexpected i just did it automatacly

wow. boy is that interesting(sarcasm)

lol
i can't believe i havn't been sarcastic yet. sarcasm is my nature.

me too! Sarcasm rox my world! right beside Johnny!

havent seen that

seen what? sorry, i was thinking bout johnny lol

i don't know what he's talking about either.