you sneaky Pirate! Lucky for me, we Ninjas are infiltration and sabotage experts, i'll be back tonite to breakdown that crafty windmill. Anymore naughty traps and i'll have to start poking holes in your galeon(sp?) sails.
Of course, if pirates were as cool as us Ninjas, you'd be able to walk on water the way we do!
*Ninja smoke bomb* (your head turns) *sneaky run* 😛
Crafty Pirate!, looks like i'll have to engage in a little spy action (which we Ninja are also masters of) , lets see..i'll follow to Navy to there local bar, Kung-Fu one of the guys in the bathroom, steal his outfit and out the window, all in under 5 seconds. Pirates wish they had mad pro spy skillz.
Nice try girly, but those windmills are going down, and i'll be free to terorize Pirate forums everywhere, ARRGHH!!!..er.. i mean Heeey YA!
*Ninja backflip out the nearest window*
*sticks a wine barrel under the window for the 'ninja' to fall into*
Too bad ninjas aren't masters of watching where they leap, eh? It's also unfortunate that we pirates also dislike the navy, and only put up with them if it suits his/her own needs. Therefore the stealing of a Naval uniform shall only get you an upfront ticket to a grave my poppet.
*Doh! who put that frickin' wine bottle there*
Lucky for me Ninjas train from the age of 8 months,can walk on there hands for a mile at age 2 and have the reflexes of a cat from 4 yrs onwards, so i narrowly missed the bottle..obviously 😛
Now for a change of plan, i'll walk around the dingy backstreet bars in this sailor outfit, and hope to be attacked by some drunk pirates, Kung-fu them, take THEIR uniform and infiltrate the secret pirate lair.
Jolly Roger can't hide his booty from me..
wait, that came out wrong..
*Embarresed Ninja vanish*
This is a brief and happy--my friends went to New York on vacation and the FIRST photo she shows me when she get to my housetaz--not even in the door mind you, is her with this very Jack Sparrow man person who was at the Renaissance festival they attended--wrapped 6 ways to Sunday around her and the GRIN on her face is stunning!! So it would appear near Jack Sparrow causes the same twitchy happy tickly stomach flutters and smiles that the actual one does. Actual one can carry it off in pictures. Damn....I knew I should have gone to New York with them. Back to chores, interesting life the man leads innuit? No facial hair pics are too sweet, he'll go to his grave being boyish, won't he?
I'm listening to The Dark Knight soundtrack and it's making me jump lol
The beginning of this song : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUklMMin8-8
It's like ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh BUM ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHH
BUM EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBUM