The Tick Vs. The Thing

The Puppet Master has hatched a diabolical plan. He has failed in every attempt to defeat his greatest foes, The Fantastic Four in the past. So, this time he'll use a new "puppet" that is every bit as strong and powerful as The Thing, but twice as dumb...

Catching the next bus to The City, he spots his target....the blue, eight foot tall, muscle-bound, do-gooder men call The Tick!! The Tick has just mopped the floor with half a dozen robbers...

"Muscle-bound simpleton! He'll be a perfect puppet for me!!" So, using his radioactive clay, the Puppet Master makes the perfect puppet of the Tick and uses him to attack his dreaded enemies....The Fantastic Four.

Arriving at the Baxter Building, he calls out his enemies....but the only one to show up at the door is Ben Grimm A.K.A. The Thing....

"Sorry pal, but we just got rid o' our roaches last week and we don't need anymore crawlin' round here...especially big blue ones!!! And besides, the rest o' the gang's not here at the moment anyway...."

"Roach?!?!?!? Naughty spawn, I'll have you know you face.....THE TICK!!! "

And with that the Tick lays a haymaker on the Thing that sends him out thru the back of the building and into the next building across the street.

"Awwwright Blue-Boy, that settles it....hope yer life insurance is paid up, cause it's definately CLOBBERIN' TIME!!!!!"

"SPOOOOOOOOOON" exclaims the mighty Tick as he rushes toward Ben with his fists clinched...........

Ladies and Gentlemen, grab yer popcorn and soda and pull up a seat to the brawl of the century..........cause it's.............

THE MIGHTY TICK

VS.

THE EVER LOVIN' BLUE EYED THING

Great fight. Hmm, is this animated Tick?

ill say tick, he dosent get the credit he deserves

Good fight I'll say thing

Puppet Master doesn't need to control Tick. He could just tell him that the FF just stole Arthur's lucky socks or something.

Originally posted by Tron
Puppet Master doesn't need to control Tick. He could just tell him that the FF just stole Arthur's lucky socks or something.

😆 Indeed..............

Why didn't I think of that? 😛

I once killed a tick by punching it, I'm pretty sure ben can do the same.

Originally posted by bigbran
I once killed a tick by punching it, I'm pretty sure ben can do the same.

I betcha' the tick you punched wasn't eight foot tall and couldn't easily benchpress a tank though...... 😄

Ben might have his hands plenty full here........

Originally posted by Comicbook_kid
I betcha' the tick you punched wasn't eight foot tall and could benchpress a tank though...... 😄

Originally posted by bigbran
Wow, he must have sucked a lot of blood.

When asked if he sucked blood by a citizen, the Tick replied.....

"Uh, er....um...yeah, I uh, suck blood all the time...... 😕

The citizen still didn't believe him and the Tick pulls out a straw and says....

"Look pal, I gotta straw right here buddy.....Ya want a demonstration??"

😂 😂

The Tick wins. His cartoon was pretty funny, but the Fantastic Four is a pretty dumb comic book. And the Thing doesn't swear or anything. He doesn't even talk like a real tough guy. He makes up a bunch of fictitious words like "blamed" (but not in the sense of blaming things or ppl) and "blanged". Thing sucks and is one of the most overrated characters of the MU. They should have a special issue of the Fantastic Four where the Hulk rips the Thing's head off and craps down his neck.

Originally posted by Nogoodnamesleft
The Tick wins. His cartoon was pretty funny, but the Fantastic Four is a pretty dumb comic book. And the Thing doesn't swear or anything. He doesn't even talk like a real tough guy. He makes up a bunch of fictitious words like "blamed" (but not in the sense of blaming things or ppl) and "blanged". Thing sucks and is one of the most overrated characters of the MU. They should have a special issue of the Fantastic Four where the Hulk rips the Thing's head off and craps down his neck.

You sir are an idiot 😐

You judge the argument on a blatent and bias opinion without even looking at the facts or the feats here.

Ben 10/10

Originally posted by Grimm22
You sir are an idiot 😐

You judge the argument on a blatent and bias opinion without even looking at the facts or the feats here.

Ben 10/10

... says the person with Thing in his sig and is giving Ben 10/10. 🙄

Originally posted by batdude123
... says the person with Thing in his sig and is giving Ben 10/10. 🙄

Im sorry but there is absolutlely nothing Tick has done to show that he can hang with Ben none the less fight him 😐

How about being almost as strong, but is tons more agile and can jump from here to eternity?

Originally posted by batdude123
How about being almost as strong, but is tons more agile and can jump from here to eternity?

😐..........

T'ouche mister salesman 😛

Fine, Thing 7/10.

But that guy is still an idiot

Originally posted by Grimm22
😐..........

T'ouche mister salesman 😛

Fine, Thing 7/10.

But that guy is still an idiot

tuftwoot

Originally posted by batdude123
How about being almost as strong, but is tons more agile and can jump from here to eternity?

Definately.....and don't forget about being nigh-invulnerable!!! 😉

His superpowers are nigh-invulnerability, which allows him to crash and bang about without injury, super strength, and something referred to as "drama power", or basically a tendency for the Tick's powers to increase as the situation becomes more dramatic.

He could also survive out in space without a suit and underwater without oxygen, apparently either able to breathe in either or doesn't need oxygen.

Not to mention I've seen him fall from like an 80 story building, fall THRU the street, get smacked by an oncoming subway train as he fell, and then just get up, dust himself off, and only show signs of a little wooziness....and then was fine a few seconds later. 😛

Originally posted by Comicbook_kid
Definately.....and don't forget about being nigh-invulnerable!!! 😉

Not to mention I've seen him fall from like an 80 story building, fall THRU the street, get smacked by an oncoming subway train as he fell, and then just get up, dust himself off, and only show signs of a little wooziness....and then was fine a few seconds later. 😛

Originally posted by Grimm22
You sir are an idiot 😐

You judge the argument on a blatent and bias opinion without even looking at the facts or the feats here.

Ben 10/10

You, sir, are a wanker.