Boyhood Brigand
“Away, swine!”
Losu waved his toy sword around in the air, smacking it against the rump of a particularly fat pig. The creature looked about, disgruntled, and then went back to its slop. Losu, amazed his killing blow had not severed the sow’s flank clean through, tried again, to no effect. The pig didn’t even bother to look up this time.
“Thou art a worthy enemy, pig,” said Losu gravely, with a salute. He searched to find easier opponents. Opponents being anything on his parents farm that an eight year old with a stick that had a smaller stick across the bottom of it, could kill. But such were the pursuits of youth. They thought nothing of the war that had engulfed the West, but only of fighting their own war against the evil farm animals of their homeland. And what a magnificent battle it was, thought Losu.
Losu’s mother called him in for dinner. Losu rode over on his imaginary horse, dismounted, and bowed before his mother. “Sir Losu at thine service, madam! May I ask what the matter is?” His mother feigned a love swoon and then smiled. “Yes, the matter is that you need to eat your stew.”
“But Mooooooooommmmmmyyyyy!!! I hate that stuff.”
“Warriors eat stew all the time.”
“This warrior doesn’t.”
“No, he doesn’t. But he will.”
And with that Losu the Great was vanquished, dragged kicking and screaming inside to eat his leek and radish stew by the commander of all evils, the dreaded parents.
While I leave the story for a moment, I will explain to you that Losu’s family lived in a small cottage with a thatched roof, on a sizable farm near the great Theda River. Losu’s father was attached to no lord, a fairly prosperous farmer who was part of the Krekton town council, and looked after his family well. He was a retired warrior, but after the Commotion Times, a period of two-hundred- fifty-three years in which there was almost constant war between the West and East kingdoms of Revel and Kite (respectively), he retired from his position as a lieutenant in the Kite’s Infantry 3rd battle, took his pension, bought a small plot of land, and settled down with a woman whom he had met on a campaign. She gave birth to one son, and two daughters, the latter two having died before their first year. Returning to our story…
Losu ate his food grudgingly. He was not at all a fan of soggy leeks, and even less so of radishes. But he ate it. Mostly because he new his father would take away his sword if he didn’t. That brought a new question to Losu’s mind. “Mama?”
“Hm?”
“Where’s dad?”
“He’s talking to the king.”
“Really?”
“Yup.”
“Is the king coming to dinner tomorrow?”
“Only if you finish that stew. The king only likes little boys who finish their leek and radish stew, like him.”
Losu ate the rest of his stew quicker than he had eaten his first spoonful. He took up his sword and went to the window looking out onto the river, where he sat on the sill and stared. He often did this. It was the best place to see if there were any evil warriors coming, since he was always told that the bad warriors came from the water. Losu sighed after a while. No evil warriors to fall beneath my blade today, he thought.
Then three ships glided into view.
Losu gasped.
Those weren’t merchant ships. Merchant ships did not have wyrms on their prows and shields on their sides. Merchant ships did not only have men with helmets, shields, and chain mail aboard, and much less men with weapons that were well cared for and gleamed in the setting sun. All of this was on board these ships. So Losu made the logical conclusion that these were not merchant ships.
“Mommy!! Look! Warrior ships!”
His mother rolled her eyes, put down her book, and walked over to the window. When she saw the ships beaching themselves and battle-clad warriors jumping off the side and running toward their cottage with weapons drawn, she screamed. She quickly grabbed Losu away from the window, and dashed down into the cellar, where her husband fermented ales. She was crying. Losu didn’t know why. “Mommy, why are you crying?” She ignored him, and hid him in an empty barrel in the corner. Trying to calm herself down, she managed to say “The first chance you get, run,” and then went back upstairs.
Losu was terribly confused. Then it dawned on him. The warships he had seen earlier had been enemy warships. Well then, shouldn’t he go fight them? His mind wrestled itself, deciding whether he should run out and fight the men, or stay here like his mother had ordered him to. His thoughts were abruptly cut short, though, when there was a large crash as the door was broke in. He heard some men shout, his mother scream, then was sounded like the tearing of cloth, but he wasn’t sure. What he heard next was the men laughing and his mother sobbing. Losu was frightened. What were they doing to his mother? Would she be alright?
Then he heard a roar of anger, and his mother began to scream once again, but it was cut short. The men grumbled, then footsteps. Some left the house; the rest seemed to be searching it. Losu was now terrified. What would he do if they found him? More important, what would they do if they found him? He panicked, and pushed the lid off the barrel, making a dash for the stairs. Just then, men began to descend from the main floor. One was muttering about how the ale was always in the basement, the other was wondering if the “*****”, Losu had no idea what that was, had any little girls she might have hidden in the basement.
The boy dashed back to the ale barrel, but the men spotted him first. “OI! You!”
Losu looked around. There was no where to go. Losu took a breath and drew his sword, preparing to make a last stand. The two men stopped and looked at him in a bemused way. Losu, mistaking their amusement for fear, yelled in coherently and charged them, stick flailing. The two men nearly collapsed laughing. Losu hacked and stabbed, and grew more and more despairing when he saw that his mighty blows had no effect, except for making the two men laugh harder. Finally one of them lifted Losu up and put him over his shoulder, still chuckling. Losu let them, he had no fight left.
But when they took him past the naked, dead body of his mother, her head lying a few feet away, he kicked and screamed to wake the gods. The men laughed again, and Losu, losing his fight once more, simply broke into tears. The men brought him to one of the ships, and sat him on a rowing bench. Losu did not protest. He sat and cried. Cried for the mother who had died to save him, cried for the father who he would never see again, and cried for his lost childhood dreams.
Eventually the men pushed off, boarded, and set to rowing. They were heading back to Juzar Osno’s land. They had gotten enough plunder in this raid.
Losu woke up mid-afternoon the next day. After remembering last night, he cried some more. Gaining no attention from his captors except for a “Shut the hell up” from the steersman, Losu forced himself to stop. He stood up, or attempted to, and fell back down again. He was not used to the rocking motion of the sea. After about five minutes of determined standing up and falling back down, he managed to stay on his feet. He stood there for a bit, afraid to move because he thought he might fall again. They were within sight of land, albeit barely. All the ships, he noticed, had red sails with a black dragon in the upper left corner. The prows all had dragons, but the dragons themselves with unique. One had fire, the other didn’t, one had a beard, the other didn’t, one had closed eyes, the other didn’t, and so on.
Losu managed to make a few steps, and then fell again. It only took him two tries to get on his feet this time, though. He walked over to the nearest warrior, who was lying stretched out on the deck, trying to catch some shuteye. Losu interrupted any chance of that.
“Who are you?”
“Zalis Danalof, warrior of Juzar Osno the Deathbringer.”
“That’s a weird name.”
“So they say.”
“Where’d you get it?”
“My parents.”
“Oh.”
Silence reigned for about a minute.
“Where are we going?”
“Ploy, on the coast of the Revellian Empire.”
“Are you Revellian?”
“No.”
“What are you then?”
“Rasollian.”
“Where’s that?”
“You shouldn’t ask so many questions.”
“Why?”
“Because they might reveal something you wouldn’t want to know.”
Losu considered, and decided it sound advice, and so he shut up, and admired his surrounding. Sea. Wonderful. A little bit of green land to the north. And the ships. And…That was it. Losu sighed. Boring. He took a hint from the man called Danalof and tried to sleep.