I'm Engaged!!!!!!!

Started by BackFire21 pages
BackFire Blood. It's nature's lube

What the ****, are you guys Native Americans or something? Who gives a flying shit about the meaning of a name. "We're in america sweetie, our names don't mean shit."

DarkC -KMC THREAD KILLER-

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Of course I do. shrug It's late and I can't feel my face. 😉

Get some sleep, you're in the wee hours of the morning by now. 😛

Syren dreaming

Originally posted by §P0oONY
*Thinks about getting thread closed as it's promoting hostile behaviour... but decides to sit back and watch.*

edit: Looks at post above... 😂

You gotta be quicker than that 😛

Lumanix Senior Member
Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Of course I do. shrug It's late and I can't feel my face. 😉

Is it because your ginormous penis is drawing blood from your head...? 😕

Syren dreaming

No, it's because her hands are otherwise engaged 😛

Grand_Moff_Gav Senior Member

Originally posted by Lumanix
Is it because your ginormous penis is drawing blood from your head...? 😕
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Lumanix Senior Member

Originally posted by Syren
No, it's because her hands are otherwise engaged 😛
Most women would masturbate if they woke up with a penis apparently.

Lady Fianna Wisdomous

Originally posted by Lumanix
Is it because your ginormous penis is drawing blood from your head...? 😕
Originally posted by Syren
No, it's because her hands are otherwise engaged 😛
Both of these ^^ ✅

DarkC -KMC THREAD KILLER-

Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
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As the Lady Fi would say, "Co-signed".

Syren dreaming
Originally posted by Lumanix
Most women would masturbate if they woke up with a penis apparently.

Not the first thing I'd do 😕

Lumanix Senior Member

I just noticed, it looks like a Victorian Grand Ball with all the stuck up nobles and such. ^^

Lady Fianna Wisdomous

Originally posted by Lumanix
Most women would masturbate if they woke up with a penis apparently.
Really? I imagine I'd go on a long car journey and then go to the loo by the side of the road.

§P0oONY Senior Member
Originally posted by Lumanix
Most women would masturbate if they woke up with a penis apparently.

Or shout... "WHAT THE ****!?"?

Grand_Moff_Gav Senior Member
Originally posted by Syren
Not the first thing I'd do 😕

No? I know what I would do if I woke up without one...

Lumanix Senior Member

Originally posted by Syren
Not the first thing I'd do 😕
Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Really? I imagine I'd go on a long car journey and then go to the loo by the side of the road.
I once asked everyone on MSN and that was their answer 😖

DarkC -KMC THREAD KILLER-

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Really? I imagine I'd go on a long car journey and then go to the loo by the side of the road.

😆

I'm surprised by the amount of times I've seen that. Is it really that irksome at times? 😛

Lumanix Senior Member

Originally posted by §P0oONY
Or shout... "WHAT THE ****!?"?
Yes, I get it, there are alternatives to masturbation.

Lady Fianna Wisdomous

Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
No? I know what I would do if I woke up without one...
You'd worry?

Grand_Moff_Gav Senior Member

The real question is what do you tell the girl/guy next to you...

Syren dreaming
Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
No? I know what I would do if I woke up without one...

First of all, I would freak out.

Second of all, there are places you can go for problems like yours.

EDIT: I swear you wrote 'with one' *rubs eyes*