Lady Shiva vs Spider-Man

Started by xmarksthespot3 pages

Lady Shiva vs Spider-Man

Standard forum rules. Cityscape environment.

Discuss.

Bonus round: Shiva is given the super-soldier serum. 🙂

Spidey punches her head clean off her shoulders and then does it again in the second round.

Spiderman in about ohhh 4 seconds.

Poor Shiva. No powerful 'special' aura...

Poor, poor Shiva. ❌

Pete wins easily. Stronger, faster, more agile, and skilled enough to take her out. Spidey 10/10

Yet on the thread below Cap America is going the distance with Peter...................so sad, so sad.

yeah i dunno why she would do any worse than Cap America. Cap shoulda been KTFO in 5 secs.

Bonus round 2: Already upgraded with the SSS, she gets given a 2.5 ft diameter indestructible concave disc and is telepathically granted the knowledge to use it (if she doesn't already have adequate knowledge which she probably would anyway).

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Bonus round 2: Already upgraded with the SSS, she gets given a 2.5 ft diameter indestructible concave disc and is telepathically granted the knowledge to use it (if she doesn't already have adequate knowledge which she probably would anyway).

Well if you give her a penis as well then she wins for sure!

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Bonus round 2: Already upgraded with the SSS, she gets given a 2.5 ft diameter indestructible concave disc and is telepathically granted the knowledge to use it (if she doesn't already have adequate knowledge which she probably would anyway).

lol. Nice. Spider-Man stills knocks her block off in about 6 seconds

Originally posted by Soleran
Well if you give her a penis as well then she wins for sure!
The power of the phallus is mighty, but she'd still need to paint her 2.5 ft diameter indestructible concave disc the right colours.

Originally posted by marvelprince
lol. Nice. Spider-Man stills knocks her block off in about 6 seconds

I think the point was to poke fun at how some posters claim Captain America can defeat Spiderman (note: In a non-PIS/CIS fight, i.e a KMC fight where Cap doesn't have his jobber aura), yet give Shiva a shield, triple-S, and even a penis and a funny-colored outfit made out of a flag and she fails.

Anyways, just goes to show that Cap's greatest asset is his jobber aura.

Bonus round 3: Shiva goes to the best and most expensive plastic surgeon in L.A. ...

Originally posted by Soleran
Well if you give her a penis as well then she wins for sure!

😱 😆 😆 hysterical

Originally posted by spetznaz
I think the point was to poke fun at how some posters claim Captain America can defeat Spiderman (note: In a non-PIS/CIS fight, i.e a KMC fight where Cap doesn't have his jobber aura), yet give Shiva a shield, triple-S, and even a penis and a funny-colored outfit made out of a flag and she fails.

Anyways, just goes to show that Cap's greatest asset is his jobber aura.

I knew that. Thats what the nice was for. Sarcasm rarely reads well online I've noticed

Cap has jobber aura Shiva doesn't 🙁

Cap usually does ok against Spidey because of his experience with Peter and his skill with his sheild 😬

Although, Shiva is faster and more skilled than Cap, she dosent have that defensive advantage that Cap has here, thus giving Spidey a major advantage.

Spidey 8/10

You suck.

Originally posted by What If...
You suck.

now thats not nice.

Originally posted by What If...
You suck.

You realise YOU have a jubilee signature and your telling other people THEY suck.