Is the Next Step a Draft?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah, you don't pay attention for one MOMent and suddenly ...BAM...you get a Mom joke in your face....your getting old , Old Man. Really old.

YOUR MOM'S OLD..................................shit 😠

Originally posted by PVS
well, thank god im old. otherwise i'd have to move to canada and have to live with all their beady little eyes and flapping heads

and their dirty, untested and dangerous medicine.

hey relax guy

Originally posted by PVS
YOUR MOM'S OLD..................................shit 😠

You would know.

I'll just make a pass at my drill sergaent. Hellloo freedom.

Originally posted by BackFire
I'll just make a pass at my drill sergaent. Hellloo freedom.

Unless they are keeping it in the closet as well 😱

Originally posted by BackFire
I'll just make a pass at my drill sergaent. Hellloo freedom.

Oh, I already did that.....or something along the lines...somehow funnier when Skinner says it.

Homer said it, Skinner said "Done and done!"

Originally posted by BackFire
I'll just make a pass at my drill sergaent. Hellloo freedom.

You mean "yoo-hoo, freeedom!" diva

Yes, teach me more, pleeeease.

Originally posted by BackFire
Yes, teach me more, pleeeease.

Just remember to direct it at a superior office that is smaller than you.

Done and done. Should I bring pink hot pants, just to be on the safe side?

Originally posted by BackFire
Homer said it, Skinner said "Done and done!"

That's why it's funny I guess....

Originally posted by BackFire
Done and done. Should I bring pink hot pants, just to be on the safe side?

Only if you want anyone to actually believe you. Otherwise you're just that guy in M*A*S*H, whose plot everyone could see through.

Maybe just to cement my freedom, I should get a raindbow tatoo'd on my lower back. Hmmm....might not be worth it.

Originally posted by BackFire
Maybe just to cement my freedom, I should get a raindbow tatoo'd on my lower back. Hmmm....might not be worth it.

Yeah skip the tatoo, because then you'd be flaunting it.

Good idea.

just give the draft officer a blowjob. thats should do it.

There won't be a draft.

Why Am I not surprise no one picks Mexico to run away...instead is good Old Canada....must be the "Eh?" and not the "Arriva!"

Because Canada is like America. Plus there's ton's of hot chicks in Canada.