Originally posted by Lucid Shogun
When you're gone, I'm going to shit on your bagels, put cream on your wounds and steal my cherry BACK!All while my hands are tied to my ankles, muthaf*cka.
yawn Uh huh...heard it all before sistah.
You can't steal back what was never yours, and besides, you're out of your league sweetie.
However, being the generous soul I am, I'd be happy to hand you the gun if you wish to commit suicide in a battle with me. 🙂
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
yawn Uh huh...heard it all before sistah.You can't steal back what was never yours, and besides, you're out of your league sweetie.
However, being the generous soul I am, I'd be happy to hand you the gun if you wish to commit suicide in a battle with me. 🙂
😆 That's not nice, but damn funny 😂
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
yawn Uh huh...heard it all before sistah.You can't steal back what was never yours, and besides, you're out of your league sweetie.
However, being the generous soul I am, I'd be happy to hand you the gun if you wish to commit suicide in a battle with me. 🙂
Sistah? Sweetie?
80's and 90's? OVER!
I know I'm out of you league . . . There's no way I'd want to be in a league so low.
I'm in the playa's league, dawg.
And she was in my lap at some point, so UGHSHJAH!
Originally posted by Lucid Shogun
Sistah? Sweetie?80's and 90's? [b]OVER!
I know I'm out of you league . . . There's no way I'd want to be in a league so low.
I'm in the playa's league, dawg.
And she was in my lap at some point, so UGHSHJAH! [/B]
In your lap? WOW!!!! REALLY???!!! 😱
Well, hell, I can't compete with that then! I give up. Lucid had a GIRL in his LAP!
*bows down* I am but a humble servant to your greatness.
*SNAP*
Uh...no. Maybe not.
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
In your lap? WOW!!!! REALLY???!!! 😱Well, hell, I can't compete with that then! I give up. Lucid had a GIRL in his LAP!
*bows down* I am but a humble servant to your greatness.
*SNAP*
Uh...no. Maybe not.
I give you kudos for the attempt, but you lose kudos for the apparent complete failure to come up with a comeback half-decent.
She was in my lap, we were naked and . . . Stuff was going on, so 😛
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
In your lap? WOW!!!! REALLY???!!! 😱Well, hell, I can't compete with that then! I give up. Lucid had a GIRL in his LAP!
*bows down* I am but a humble servant to your greatness.
*SNAP*
Uh...no. Maybe not.
*sits in mooses lap*
There now I've been in your lap....your strong, sexy lap droolio
Originally posted by Lucid Shogun
I give you kudos for the attempt, but you lose kudos for the apparent complete failure to come up with a comeback half-decent.She was in my lap, we were naked and . . . Stuff was going on, so 😛
Meh, I'm pressed for time. I'll be back tomorrow, we can match wits then, and you'll see at that point you don't have any.
Ta ta.