Supergirl #9: Supergirl = Superskank!

Ugh! I can't believe I wasted my money on this trash....

Supergirl is what we call a "ho".

She smokes.

She's dating Captain Boomerang II.

She stole Connor's shirt and is wearing a horrible ensemble for a costume.

She bribed Batman for $1 million dollars of her own Kryptonian technology.

She f***ed her own COUSIN. (Sure, he's an alternate dimension being of Superman but STILL.)

She abandoned the people of Kandor to enslavement and totalitarianism in trade for the location of Krypton's remains.

She's poledancing in a nightclub...

And for the REAL clincher...she may have killed her own mother back on Krypton. She probably did.

UGH! We traded Linda Danvers for this?

That all sounds so hot. droolio

Why the hell are you buying Supergirl?

Originally posted by Validus
Why the hell are you buying Supergirl?

I was interested in how she would react to everything after the Crisis...

She certainly exceeded my worst expectations......

Originally posted by Draco69
I was interested in how she would react to everything after the Crisis...

She certainly exceeded my worst expectations......

DCAU Supergirl will always be my favorite supergirl. ✅

Originally posted by Draco69
Ugh! I can't believe I wasted my money on this trash....

Supergirl is what we call a "ho".

She smokes.

She's dating Captain Boomerang II.

She stole Connor's shirt and is wearing a horrible ensemble for a costume.

She bribed Batman for $1 million dollars of her own Kryptonian technology.

She f***ed her own COUSIN. (Sure, he's an alternate dimension being of Superman but STILL.)

She abandoned the people of Kandor to enslavement and totalitarianism in trade for the location of Krypton's remains.

She's poledancing in a nightclub...

And for the REAL clincher...she may have killed her own mother back on Krypton. She probably did.

UGH! We traded Linda Danvers for this?

Originally posted by Validus
If it makes you feel better, Johns says the old Matrix Supergirl wasn't wiped out by the Crisis. Certainly made me feel good.

Thank God for that.

I really hope Power Girl puts Superskank in her place....like a grave.

Did you see how Supergirl was leaning over the pool table like a porn star? You could see her poodanda!

Hey now! Kara is fine so long as you don't read her main book. Legion is A+.

Originally posted by Draco69
Ugh! I can't believe I wasted my money on this trash....

Supergirl is what we call a "ho".

She smokes.

She's dating Captain Boomerang II.

She stole Connor's shirt and is wearing a horrible ensemble for a costume.

She bribed Batman for $1 million dollars of her own Kryptonian technology.

She f***ed her own COUSIN. (Sure, he's an alternate dimension being of Superman but STILL.)

She abandoned the people of Kandor to enslavement and totalitarianism in trade for the location of Krypton's remains.

She's poledancing in a nightclub...

And for the REAL clincher...she may have killed her own mother back on Krypton. She probably did.

UGH! We traded Linda Danvers for this?

When did she bang her cousin??

You mean Ultraman??

Last i heard, he was a regular human that lucked into some powers. Unless thats been changed?

And she smokes??
Why??
It can't possibly do anything for her.

But isn't she still actually under the age of 18?

WTF is DC thinking??

She's sixteen years old...and Captain Boomerang II is like 24....

Yes, she did some...questionable things with her cousin called Ultraman who's not connected to the Crime Syndicate on Kandor.

I collected the Crisis tie ins for her, when she fought Lex and stuff... but after that, I could care less. She'll have a lot of nice feats being kryptonian sure, but would you want to follow such a horrible story to get to them?

OYL. She's 17.

The fact that Superman of all people has a whore cousin is why I like her.

Originally posted by Validus
OYL. She's 17.

The fact that Superman of all people has a whore cousin is why I like her.

Originally posted by Validus
OYL. She's 17.

The fact that Superman of all people has a whore cousin is why I like her.

Imagine the opposite of superbreath................... SuperSuck!!

All that planet moving suction 😮.

Damn, Dick should've introduced her to his namesake and got two kisses!! 😮‍💨

His O moment would be stupendous, but his pelvis would likely whimper.

😂

All of those reasons make me like Supergirl even more I'm afraid.

**** is in and this Superhoe could be the next generation of bitches in comics!

Go Kara go!

Originally posted by UniOmni
Imagine the opposite of superbreath................... SuperSuck!!

All that planet moving suction 😮.

Damn, Dick should've introduced her to his namesake and got two kisses!! 😮‍💨

His O moment would be stupendous, but his pelvis would likely whimper.

Wow. 😆

Originally posted by UniOmni
Imagine the opposite of superbreath................... SuperSuck!!

All that planet moving suction 😮.

Damn, Dick should've introduced her to his namesake and got two kisses!! 😮‍💨

His O moment would be stupendous, but his pelvis would likely whimper.

Originally posted by MJOILNIR
😱 😆 hysterical Damn man, I almost spilled my beer over that one.

I have no qualms about going there........to that dark place.