Re: A New Threat, More Dangerous Then Gingers.
Originally posted by Vinny ValentineI'm not looking or reading that shit. 🍺[b]
It Has come to my attention, that the site called "KillerMovies.com" has been losing certain Values and other things of this sort lately. Well, after hours of daily research, and other things around that sort, I have come up with the only, logical, and truthful explanation.... They Already Tore Out my Eyeballs, and I escaped before they could get to my brain....
Gnomes, And Leprechauns have joined forces to take over the Cyber space in which we call, The Internet.We have to act fast before this gets completely out of hand, if we try to let them know, that we know of them, then they will grow sharp fangs and feast on everyones genitals. Now you may be asking yourself, This Thread is a bit out in the open, showing them we know... Well, You're wrong. Before making this thread I put a Seal on it, called the
People over 3 feet tall can only access this thread
This seal will protect them from even being able to see us.
You Must know of the dangerous thing these critters have done in the past, and also how to defeat them.
Leprechauns:
-They've been stealing Gold From Fort Knox for Years.
- They Eat Children
- They are hard to Catch
- They stole Tired Hikers Sock's
- They Make dressing in green look bad.Gnomes
- They creep the hell out of people when on a lawn
- They feast on animals blood, then smeer it in peoples bathrooms
- They Eat Genitals
- They only come out at night.Now, I know what you're saying.... [i] How Do We defeat them on the internet? Well, its simple logic. You all make a thread called "Gnomes and Leprechauns, I have some Genitals For you" Then inside the thread have a picture of Al Gore. This will cause the Gnomes and Leprechauns to become scared and confused, making there Peanut brains to explode into peanut butter.
OH No! They Recruited Furbies Too!
Okay! just got word that they have raided te GDF and Killed Alpha Centauri! This causes us new Problems! This means they have become smarter and need a higher end Seal to keep them out, and a new way to defeat them!
Okay Give me a Second...
Okay, There now they can't get in.. Everyone in here is safe.
Now, We need a new way to kill these furry little creatures and such...
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I HAVE A PLANWe Must All Go Make A Thread called Shankletown.. This will draw all the creatures to it! Now, on the first post of this thread, You must have a Picture of Tony Blair, Yes, Tony Blair the prime minister. This will blind the creatures and cause them to puke up there own heart, which we will then have the 06's go and eat the hearts to make sure they are dead.
It's The only way to make sure we can kill them, so I plead to You! Go out and make a Shankletown Thread with a picture of Tony Blair in it! It will save all humanity, or at least the Forums.
I'll Show you what will happen in Script Form...
Member Makes Shankletown Thread, with a picture of Tony Blair.
All The Creatures come to the thread and get blinded, Puking up their Heart.
We Send all the 06'ers to eat the Hearts.
All The 06'ers Die Of Heart Poisoning.
We Live happily Ever AfterI bid you all Good Luck, Because this could be the last day we ever post again.....
vincent
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