lana lois?

if they cud sumhow change lana and lois@s bodies- then lana can stay in smallville 4ever. mwuhhaha

If they could somehow ban you from KMC forever then I could be happy again.

Why on Earth would they do that?!?!

So Clark can stay with an emotional cripple for the rest of his life. That would suck.

Bet Clark'll get all emo when Lex is dating Lana and Ollie starts making moves for Lois, then Chloe with Jimmy Olsen... Clark'll be all alone.

suicidal clark. They'll show an ep. w/ a failed suicide attempt w/ him hanging in his loft looking @ his watch waiting to die

Originally posted by bruce_wayne
if they cud sumhow change lana and lois@s bodies- then lana can stay in smallville 4ever. mwuhhaha

u witch!

I know thats like saying.....I wish that the world will combust in flames!

Why would you want lana on the show 4ever?

because shes hot....way better lookin than lois

Originally posted by Lord Evolution
because shes hot....way better lookin than lois

nope for me

lois is hot.. lana just a pretty face..
right Kal875

you could not be more correct hermione7.

and Lord Evolution, I have came to the conclusion of an easy and sufficient way to kill Lana so it wont interfere w/ the show, don't give her a boyfriend.

Originally posted by Kal875
you could not be more correct hermione7.

and Lord Evolution, I have came to the conclusion of an easy and sufficient way to kill Lana so it wont interfere w/ the show, don't give her a boyfriend.

bahahahahahahahaha

ok, Hermoine i think you just made this thread make a hell of a lot more sense... lois evidently has a beter body then lana and lana has a prettier face than lois....i guess thats what he was talkin bout, but anyways, i wouldnt want lana killed then i would have to only look at chloe- she looks psycho when she smiles and lois- her eyebrows look drawn on...dont kill lana she too hot, dont care bout the annoyance, i actually think lois is more annoying, will you hop on clarks cock already and stop talkin so god damn much

Originally posted by Lord Evolution
bahahahahahahahaha

ok, Hermoine i think you just made this thread make a hell of a lot more sense... lois evidently has a beter body then lana and lana has a prettier face than lois....i guess thats what he was talkin bout, but anyways, i wouldnt want lana killed then i would have to only look at chloe- she looks psycho when she smiles and lois- her eyebrows look drawn on...dont kill lana she too hot, dont care bout the annoyance, i actually think lois is more annoying, will you hop on clarks cock already and stop talkin so god damn much

Originally posted by Big Sexy
Nah the difference between lana and Lois is( Lana pretends to be independent, Lois is independent.)

and da trick dont listen....ever, talkin bout lois, at least lana listens to people, she too fake to me

Originally posted by Big Sexy
Nah the difference between lana and Lois is( Lana pretends to be independent, Lois is independent.)

Originally posted by Lord Evolution
bahahahahahahahaha

ok, Hermoine i think you just made this thread make a hell of a lot more sense... lois evidently has a beter body then lana and lana has a prettier face than lois....i guess thats what he was talkin bout, but anyways, i wouldnt want lana killed then i would have to only look at chloe- she looks psycho when she smiles and lois- her eyebrows look drawn on...dont kill lana she too hot, dont care bout the annoyance, i actually think lois is more annoying, will you hop on clarks cock already and stop talkin so god damn much

Originally posted by Lord Evolution
because shes hot....way better lookin than lois

damn straight.

Lana is way better suited to Clark and always will be, however she so doesn't deserve him ❌
Lois is kinda annoying but she comes out with some great one liners 😆

Getting back to the whole killing Lana by keeping her single...

[list]Season 1 -> Whitney
Season 2 -> Clark (for all of 2 episodes)
Season 3 -> Clark/Adam
Season 4 -> Jason/Clark
Season 5 -> Clark/Lex
Season 6 -> Lex ... but the rest remains to be seen.[/list]

Can she be without a guy for 10 minutes at all? Really now.

And as far as Lana being more attractive then Lois... I dont know what you all are talking about. Erica is way better looking. I mean, she was hot in Exposed when she stripped, she was hot as all hell when she was doing crunches in Fade.

Did you miss that?

Originally posted by CuteGeeksAreLuv
Lana is way better suited to Clark and always will be, however she so doesn't deserve him ❌
Lois is kinda annoying but she comes out with some great one liners 😆

Are you high? How is a whiney, needy, and simply ANNOYING person suited for Clark better then the woman he is destined to be with?

And how can you say Lois is annoying when she does nothing to the nature, but Lana says the word truth around 1,174 times an episode.

what's the best way to kill lana?

have clark hump her and have his super sperm pop the top of her head. everybody wins. plus it'll probably take like 2 seconds. lana's poonbang would probaly catch on fire, but what the hell... she'ell die anyway.

YES!!!!!! LANA FOREVER!!! IM BACK SUCKERS