ok, it all started when god created adam & eva. they got a VERY, very stupid son, named Frederik... He was so stupid, they simply killed him... And his soul casted a curse of stupidity and destruction towards the world, which would awaken in some million years. then, a about 40-years old lion by the name of Mufassa, and hsi two friends, Palle and Bobby, are going tot he Weasley-island to train Pornowrestling, a martial art where the fighters are ****ing each other to the opponent cant **** anymore... when mufassas powers reaches a certain point, he gains an infinite amount of sperm, a dick hard as adimantium, and his brain shrinks down to nothing... he is now ultrastupid and ultrasexual. and he getys some other powers, as well, which i will soon explain. because he is stupid, he kils Bobby & Palle. ow he decides to keep living on Weasley-island. He soon finds a babylion by the name of Simba (or exactly, ****ed his two gayparents to the death) and took Simba for himself... Now they moved in to a purple house know as "The Purple *******", which is the ugliest house onn the Weasley-island. Each day, Mufassa gets a blowjob from SImba from now on... Soon, many things happen and theyre gonna fight for the world and so on... For his powers?
When his powers reaches theyre maximum points, the one who kills him turns into him! That means that if you will defeat him, do it without killing him. But this is only in the end of the story he gets this ability...
His penis is a solid weapon. It is VERY hard, and in the VS-series, he dueled Sidious´s lightsaber with it, and defeated him!
and he is an very athletic jumper, who makes saltoes allt he time when he is jumping around in a fight...
and he has an infinite amount of sperm he can shoot at his opponent with great force.
and his dick smells so bad, that it can kill some characters.
he also uses dolls of himself, chickenwings and cheese to fight.
and he cant die from a fall. he ALWAYS lands on his legs. that was discovered in his fight against sidious.