Wolverine's Jobber Aura has grown

Started by inamilist7 pages

So, the problem i see here comes once again to comics vs reality

In the real world, not including magicians or others who practice for years before even trying the trick once, people arent catching bullets. If you think they have, please find me a news release or something to proove this, because as far as I am concerned, its beyond unrealistic.

Even if someone was skilled enough to put a hand on a bullet or whatever, it would destroy the person's hand, so if by catch you mean "get shot in the hand" then yes, i guess that is possible. Bullets will blow fingers off on contact, you cannot stop one with a "catch".

This means pretty much NOTHING in regards to wolverine however. For instance, how many short Canadians do you know that have foot long claws comming out of their wrists? So, that alone should tell you that the contents of a story about this person will be, ummmmm, unrealistic?

So, quick run down, in reality, bullets are very devestating. I would do my best to avoid being in their path. In comics, they are nothing, even getting shot rarely becomes an issue, since the wound is normally gone within 2 or 3 pages. Do not try to use real world examples to show how things work in comics, because things dont work realistically in the comic world.

Comics suck. Reading Playboy is much better 😂

Playboy is a pretty good read, not that i've read one in years

one of my favorite articles comes from penthouse, they do an interview with L. Ron Hubbard Jr about how crazy his father and scientology are

Originally posted by long pig
He's just being a douche bag trying to start trouble. Even though I say Wolverine isn't as fast as Spiderman, I still think he'd beat Spiderman.

Yes im a douche bag trying to start trouble by questioning Capt's ridiculous remarks 🙄

Originally posted by ankur29
does anyone have scans or wolveirne vs namor underwater?

Its absurd.

Wolverine is wearing some kind of old Iron Man armor and somehow beats not only Namor but some of his best soldiers UNDERWATER?!?

Considering that Namor pwned Tony in the extremis suit in the water its ubsurd to even think Wolverine can

Originally posted by inamilist
So, the problem i see here comes once again to comics vs reality

In the real world, not including magicians or others who practice for years before even trying the trick once, people arent catching bullets. If you think they have, please find me a news release or something to proove this, because as far as I am concerned, its beyond unrealistic.

Even if someone was skilled enough to put a hand on a bullet or whatever, it would destroy the person's hand, so if by catch you mean "get shot in the hand" then yes, i guess that is possible. Bullets will blow fingers off on contact, you cannot stop one with a "catch".

This means pretty much NOTHING in regards to wolverine however. For instance, how many short Canadians do you know that have foot long claws comming out of their wrists? So, that alone should tell you that the contents of a story about this person will be, ummmmm, unrealistic?

So, quick run down, in reality, bullets are very devestating. I would do my best to avoid being in their path. In comics, they are nothing, even getting shot rarely becomes an issue, since the wound is normally gone within 2 or 3 pages. Do not try to use real world examples to show how things work in comics, because things dont work realistically in the comic world.

It really dosent matter if you know where the bullet is going or if you can see it in slow mo or not. If your not fast enough to move at the speed of the bullet you cant catch it 😐

N'uff Said

Originally posted by Grimm22
Its absurd.

Wolverine is wearing some kind of old Iron Man armor and somehow beats not only Namor but some of his best soldiers UNDERWATER?!?

Considering that Namor pwned Tony in the extremis suit in the water its ubsurd to even think Wolverine can

that does sound kind of dumb.

can we get some scans?

Originally posted by Creshosk
So people who dodge bullets move faster than bullets? 🙄

Yeah, batman is faster than a speeding bullet, Wolverine is faster than a speeding bullet, Daredevil is faster than a speeding bullet... Riiiiight. 🙄

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The firer of the Gun Is Slower Than The Bullet Usually.

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Originally posted by Ricodrayz
No, I seen you before in every thread bashing him for 5 pages so don't bullshit 😆 No, It's the wolvie haters that makes mismatch threads on purpose like that draco guy, then 10 other wolvie haters go in and start saying he wins the mismatch and bash him for 5 pages
I find it funny that you did the same thing with Spiderman (trying to get back at me for whatever reason, which failed), then again the people who go against Spiderman the most are often Wolverine fanboys.

Oh and if you are talking about Wolverine vs Superman it is pretty obvious that everyone was joking, the only ones who get sensitive about it are the fanboys. Half the fun in it isn't even people hating him, but just seeing the fanboys moan that everyone has a conspiracy against logan. 😆

Originally posted by Black Adam
can we get some scans?

You really do not want them.

dig in your collection of spider-man and re-read Spider-man vs. Wolverine. Spidey freaks out in the fight and wonders if wolverine is faster than him. Spidey barely holds his own, the claws scared the pee out of him.. lol he's second guessing himself since he claims nobody is faster than him....while he's pissin himself, silly. 💃

alrighty found some old power ratings, if they hold true to nowadays it goes like this....1 being lowest and 7 highest.

Spider-Man
strength 4
intelligence 4
energy projection 1
mental powers 2
fighting ability 4
speed 3

Wolverine
strength 2
intelligence 3
energy projection 1
mental powers 1
fighting ability 7
speed 2

In the speed catagory the winner is Spider-man.

well not just speed 😉

Wolv Only Beat Spiderman in fighting ability.

Originally posted by Grimm22
It really dosent matter if you know where the bullet is going or if you can see it in slow mo or not. If your not fast enough to move at the speed of the bullet you cant catch it 😐

N'uff Said


Why does this bother so much? It's not like a street-leveler catching bullets is the most unusual thing to ever happen in comics.

Originally posted by Sub_Mariner
Wolv Only Beat Spiderman in fighting ability.

Also durability. Possibly stamina as well, which is mainly how he can hang with him.

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
then again the people who go against Spiderman the most are often Wolverine fanboys.
Wait... this is a logical paradox....

You need nother parameter...

Cause in Namor vs Spiderman . . .

Originally posted by Sub_Mariner
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The firer of the Gun Is Slower Than The Bullet Usually.

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Which is why the dodger can get out of the way in time, cause they just have to get out of way of the aim. Or get something to deflect the bullet in the way in time to catch it.

Originally posted by Creshosk
Which is why the dodger can get out of the way in time, cause they just have to get out of way of the aim. Or get something to deflect the bullet in the way in time to catch it.

A Normal human couldn't catch something going near the speed of sound it would just rip there skin right off.

yeah that is why you have to catch from not front but left or right side i doubt wolvie would be fast enough for that