How would you kill off the character you hate the most?

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Originally posted by R.O.T. Yahman
The question is ..... How do u and everyone else on this forum actually like Beta Ray Bill ? Is it because he blew up a planet or something ?

Of course! 👆

Originally posted by R.O.T. Yahman
IMO Beta Ray Bill is the symbol for crap unoriginal writing. I mean what the **** was his creator thinking.

*Writer* 'Shit i can't think of any ideas'

*Village Idiot* 'Why don't you give some other guy the power of Thor, U could then have him fight Thor, '

*Writer* 'I dunno the whole Clone thing has been done a lot .... Although i could change his 1 dimensional personality and revamp the whole idea of the Thor mythos, eventually replacing the original Thor with a far superior character'

*Village Idiot* 'Nah **** that, ... just make him an over sized Donkey with an 'Attitude'

The question is ..... How do u and everyone else on this forum actually like Beta Ray Bill ? Is it because he blew up a planet or something ?

I like him cuz i'm frankly tired of these uber top tier guys and gals who seem to be afraid of their own power.

He throws down, and with gusto.
Honestly though.
Bill is cool, but i like him for being the gateway to Stardust.
Now there's a guy i wanna read about speeding the cosmos.

Originally posted by UniOmni
I like him cuz i'm frankly tired of these uber top tier guys and gals who seem to be afraid of their own power.

He throws down, and with gusto.
Honestly though.
Bill is cool, but i like him for being the gateway to Stardust.
Now theres a guy i wanna read about speeding the cosmos.

B.T.W. I think Stardust is a 'GAL' ... but I disagree.

I can think of a million things id rather do than read about another Cosmic character, on an never ending quest to teach us 'mere mortals', the sanctity of life. An what better way to do it, than by Shooting colourful rays of light from their hands and eyes, or giving 'Awe Inspiring' speeches. BORING !!!!!!!!

Another thing, why the hell do these 'cosmics' have to talk like Shakespearian actors? Is the King James Bible the official language of the Marvelverse or something ?

If you want to read cool 'Out there' Cosmic stuff read Planetary, the Invisible or the Authority. I'd even try Morison's run on the JLA. Now that is cosmic stuff that is interesting.

Originally posted by Jesse7
I would like Marvel and DC to do a cannon cross over, and have Superman speed blitz Silver Surfer in combat and knock SS head off clear from his shoulders with one punch with such force that causes his body, and board to explode in a nuclear fassion. At the very end of the comic, I would like for Supes to mount SS head on a plaque and put it in the JLA head quarters for display.

P.S. I would like for this to be cannon and in contiuity for both companies.

AND I would like a canon-company crossover where Silver Surfer simply sucks the solar energy right out of Superman, where he then kills him with a flick of a finger, then he takes Lois as his newest conquest, impregnates her with the power cosmic, and she gives birth to ten more herald-level beings who take over the DC Universe. 😛

Doomsday. And I would kill him by having him subjected to hours and hours of criticism from a troll who didn't know what he was talking about, until his head exploded.

It's probably been said already, but....

Wolverine. Death by Spider-Beatdown. 😐

I give Avalonofthewind Superman's power x2 and face Superman atleast 1 Superfan will die!

Originally posted by MJOILNIR
Cyclopes= Someone positions mirrors just right and he fires off a optic blast that ricochets right up his own ass....

Not to rain on your parade, but that still wouldn't hurt him, let alone kill him... 😬

Originally posted by R.O.T. Yahman
B.T.W. I think Stardust is a 'GAL' ... but I disagree.

I can think of a million things id rather do than read about another Cosmic character, on an never ending quest to teach us 'mere mortals', the sanctity of life. An what better way to do it, than by Shooting colourful rays of light from their hands and eyes, or giving 'Awe Inspiring' speeches. BORING !!!!!!!!

Another thing, why the hell do these 'cosmics' have to talk like Shakespearian actors? Is the King James Bible the official language of the Marvelverse or something ?

If you want to read cool 'Out there' Cosmic stuff read Planetary, the Invisible or the Authority. I'd even try Morison's run on the JLA. Now that is cosmic stuff that is interesting.

Giffen is the lout that made the mistake.
But his creator referred to the alien as a he.

And your entire first paragraph reads like a Superman book. Insanely accurate analysis, Yahman.

Not all marvel cosmics talk like Thor, ya know.

And i have some Authority stuff. Not Planetary yet, but i honestly find Morrison to be highly overrated. Weird just to be weird.

I would make the Blob get liposuction, wouldn't kill him, but now that he can be hurt why limit yourself just to one option.

A new villain I quite like is Ord. So I'd have him beat colossus to death, which wouldn't take long as colossus would be powerless. Thats right no chance to defend himself. 😎

R.O.T. Yahman

IMO Beta Ray Bill is the symbol for crap unoriginal writing. I mean what the **** was his creator thinking.

*Writer* 'Shit i can't think of any ideas'

*Village Idiot* 'Why don't you give some other guy the power of Thor, U could then have him fight Thor, '

*Writer* 'I dunno the whole Clone thing has been done a lot .... Although i could change his 1 dimensional personality and revamp the whole idea of the Thor mythos, eventually replacing the original Thor with a far superior character'

*Village Idiot* 'Nah **** that, ... just make him an over sized Donkey with an 'Attitude'

The question is ..... How do u and everyone else on this forum actually like Beta Ray Bill ? Is it because he blew up a planet or something ?

That was a great post, I totally agree, BRB is one of the worst characters every created. I wanted to puke the first time I saw him. He is a donkey with a humanoid body, what could anyone possibly like about that.

I forgot, I would like to see Beta R.BIll killed by someone as simple as the Punisher, Loki gives the punisher a special demon knife and the punisher calmly walks up says hello then stabs him in the throat with it.

Originally posted by UniOmni
Giffen is the lout that made the mistake.
But his creator referred to the alien as a he.

I'm not a big fan of Griffin, although i quite like his Thanos stuff, especially the first arc. The second once again devolved into you're traditional energy blast fest, that i find Tedious.

Originally posted by UniOmni
And your entire first paragraph reads like a Superman book. Insanely accurate analysis, Yahman.

Totally agreed .... although I'm giving Brusiek a go, i haven't read it but I've heard Up Up and away was pretty good. I also think All star supes is great, but most Superman stuff is crap.

Originally posted by UniOmni
Not all marvel cosmics talk like Thor, ya know.[QUOTE=7230391]Originally posted by UniOmni
[B]

No but the Heralds and Galactus do .....

[QUOTE=7230391]Originally posted by UniOmni
[B]And i have some Authority stuff. Not Planetary yet, but i honestly find Morrison to be highly overrated. Weird just to be weird.

Whatever floats you're boat, but i don't think there are many who can match Morison when it comes to Cosmic stuff, with the exception of maybe Geoff Johns and Warren Ellis.

Originally posted by R.O.T. Yahman
Totally agreed .... although I'm giving Brusiek a go, i haven't read it but I've heard Up Up and away was pretty good.

It was...

I also think All star supes is great,

It is...

but most Superman stuff is crap

After those what is there?

Here's one.

Its nothing against Krypto, I mean he's awesome. Easily the coolest sidekick ever!

However, what if Chinese Government Officials had him killed with kryponite and then ate him 🙁

Superman then learns of this and wipes China off the map 🤘

Originally posted by Grimm22
Here's one.

Its nothing against Krypto, I mean he's awesome. Easily the coolest sidekick ever!

However, what if Chinese Government Officials had him killed with kryponite and then ate him 🙁

Superman then learns of this and wipes China off the map 🤘

you hate Krypto? or China? 😖

Originally posted by pr1983
you hate Krypto? or China? 😖

Krypto is awesome 😎

I dont hate China, I just hate their government.

Damn commies! 😠

Originally posted by Grimm22
Krypto is awesome 😎

I dont hate China, I just hate their government.

Damn commies! 😠

😆

there are worse governments than china... 😛

Originally posted by pr1983
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there are worse governments than china... 😛

Don't be going all hippie on me now! 😠 😆