Originally posted by Maverick80
Well.If you refuse to marry me, I shall impale myself upon this sharpened sword, rather than endure a lifetime without you.
I mean it.
*readies himself*
I'm quite serious.
*nervously peers at her*
Not...uh..foolin' here.
*Prepares to impale his stomach with the sword*
Right........now.......
😑
stop me. cry
She's already married to me, foo!